| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #218 | El Vibrato power sphere | 5 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #118 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 6 |
| #124 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 5 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 5 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #181 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 51 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #353 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #204 | Swabbie™ swab | 16 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #66 | ancient cursed foot locker | 5 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #305 | astronaut pants | 30 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #285 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 11 |
| #40 | big stirring stick | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #26 | borg sock monkey | 97 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #13 | bottle of perfume | 7 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #234 | buoybottoms | 3 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1414 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #783 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #244 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #319 | dollhive | 30 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #626 | evil teddy bear | 21 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #60 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #45 | green pixie spog | 2 |
| #190 | green smoke bomb | 12 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #862 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #502 | incredibly creepy marionette | 6 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #78 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 56 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #698 | killing feather | 52 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1041 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #107 | massive sitar | 2 |
| #20 | metallic foil bow | 2 |
| #18 | metallic foil radar dish | 3 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #85 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #50 | ornate ancient cursed key | 6 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #662 | porquoise | 11 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #149 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #67 | porquoise ring | 4 |
| #33 | potato pistol | 5 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #371 | recursive spline reticulator | 9 |
| #129 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 37 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #229 | roboduck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #588 | robotronic egg | 48 |
| #534 | rogue swarmer | 72 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #705 | sawblade fragment | 59 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #81 | shimmering rainbow sand | 8 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #352 | strange shiny disc | 11 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #831 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #241 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 89 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #817 | toy crazy train | 10 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #390 | toy jet pack | 20 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #202 | toy ray gun | 50 |
| #178 | toy space helmet | 50 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #267 | true grit | 9 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1922 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #833 | unstable laser battery | 50 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #609 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |