| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #718 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #150 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 14 |
| #843 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #761 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #554 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #177 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 14 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #407 | Dolphin King's crown | 11 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1134 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #151 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1179 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #412 | antique hand mirror | 5 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #246 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #178 | chintzy saucepan earring | 5 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5 | duct tape fedora | 33 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1486 | easter egg balloon | 16 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #938 | filthy lucre | 32 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #713 | giant pinky ring | 20 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1915 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #484 | lucky rabbit's foot | 14 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #734 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #881 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #90 | pat-a-cake pendant | 13 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #506 | pool cue | 9 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #721 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #349 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 9 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | rusty bonesaw | 3 |
| #502 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #331 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #985 | shiny ring | 22 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #814 | solid gold bowling ball | 18 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1365 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #677 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #423 | vampire collar | 3 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |