| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #714 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #149 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 14 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #176 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 14 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #406 | Dolphin King's crown | 11 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #413 | antique hand mirror | 5 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #177 | chintzy saucepan earring | 5 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5 | duct tape fedora | 33 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1486 | easter egg balloon | 16 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #935 | filthy lucre | 32 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #712 | giant pinky ring | 20 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #482 | lucky rabbit's foot | 14 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #733 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #687 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #90 | pat-a-cake pendant | 13 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #504 | pool cue | 9 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #348 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 9 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | rusty bonesaw | 3 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #328 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #986 | shiny ring | 22 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #811 | solid gold bowling ball | 18 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #424 | vampire collar | 3 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |