Happychaos
formerly Gibsonman

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#2709Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#563Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#24Brand of Violence1
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#358CRIMBCO scrip925
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#1870Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#19Cold Stone of Hatred1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#686Crimbo Candy Cookbook7
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#348Crimbuck2,811
#1217Crown of the Goblin King19
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#923Dolphin King's crown4
#16Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#892Green Clover of Justice2
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#28How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying1
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#530Instant Karma10
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#18Lens of Violence1
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#32Manual of Secret Door Detection1
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#443Miniborg stomper1
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#15No Hats as Art1
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
#22Pigsticker of Violence1
#84Pocket Guide to Mild Evil1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#45Rethinking Candy1
#2544Scalp of Gorgolok1
#357Sensual Massage for Creeps4
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#937Tales from the Fireside1
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#30The Spirit of Giving1
#1002Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#395Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette7
#253Thwaitgold slug statuette19
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#48Tropical Crimbo Hat2
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#2450baconstone1
#4727badass belt6
#430bed of coals2
#314beholed bedsheet3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
#434borg sock monkey4
#178bottle of sewage schnapps45
#7454box of sunshine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#114can of V-114
#716comfy coffin1
#194commemorative war stein307
#568corncob pipe1
#417cyborg doll4
#618deck of tropical cards1
#4233easter egg balloon2
#1075facsimile dictionary6
#498flamin' bindle1
#4735fuzzy dice1
#610fuzzy montera1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#35gold nuggets1,657
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#1225gyroscope1
#1268handful of confetti31
#1209heart of the volcano3
#1291hobo nickel1
#303invisible bag3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#611magical pony: Pearjack1
#106misfit hobby horse1
#144missing wine1
#1763monomolecular yo-yo2
#910mummy costume2
#41orange and black Crimboween candy157
#1760pail1
#806party hat1
#1682passable elf mask1
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
#18porcelain pelerine1
#19porcelain plus-fours1
#25porcelain police baton1
#22porcelain porkpie1
#787pumpkinhead mask6
#872really dense meat stack6
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#439roboduck-on-a-string3
#103scissor duck1
#245sewer nuggets98
#351sewer wad1
#1774shiny ring7
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#511sleazy bindle1
#627solid gold bowling ball27
#371sorority brain1
#70space jam toast1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#554spooky bindle1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1712stainless steel shillelagh2
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#319stainless steel slacks10
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#661stainless steel suspenders6
#2226stuffed Baron von Ratsworth9
#8934stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#6935stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#2009stuffed Meat12
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#6981stuffed angry cow3
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#5768stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#6848stuffed cocoabo3
#1318stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#7879stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#7819stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#1950stuffed gray blob4
#6331stuffed hand turkey4
#2203stuffed key5
#1678stuffed martini2
#7825stuffed mind flayer2
#2420stuffed mink6
#2390stuffed monocle7
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8959stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#6908stuffed snowy owl3
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3044stuffed spooky mushroom1
#2011stuffed teddy butler12
#2090stuffed tin of caviar11
#1700stuffed treasure chest14
#7821stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#776stuffed zmobie1
#1375teddy borg3
#360thermos of brew1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1784tiny plastic Black Knight4
#1509tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#513tiny plastic Bugbear Captain2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#6224tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1097tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#3120tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#2162tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#1113tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist2
#2169tiny plastic Hellion3
#3881tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#780tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2794tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#524tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#2118tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#2781tiny plastic Protagonist2
#872tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#967tiny plastic Scott the Miner3
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2758tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6118tiny plastic angry goat2
#1120tiny plastic angry space marine2
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#2810tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2159tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#3977tiny plastic astronomer1
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#6139tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#845tiny plastic batbugbear4
#2788tiny plastic beanbat2
#1359tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1353tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1325tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#1466tiny plastic blooper5
#3952tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2766tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#1342tiny plastic buzzerker1
#952tiny plastic cavebugbear3
#6128tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1777tiny plastic demoninja4
#1218tiny plastic drunk goat6
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#3919tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#1713tiny plastic fruit golem4
#6179tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3958tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#2135tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1764tiny plastic goth giant4
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#2793tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1339tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#2182tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#6181tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#1340tiny plastic moneybee1
#8107tiny plastic mosquito1
#1336tiny plastic mumblebee1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3890tiny plastic scary clown1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2143tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#6196tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#1118tiny plastic the Free Man1
#2151tiny plastic topiary golem3
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4479tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3840tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3870tiny plastic warwelf1
#3848tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2165tiny plastic zmobie3
#553toast1,621
#77toast with jam3
#58toe jam toast1
#899toy deathbot1
#335toy maglev monorail4
#60traffic jam toast1
#600tropical paperweight1
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3
#131walrus ice cream1
🥈washboard shield1
#291witch hat3
#811wolfman mask5

Wow, that's 8,340 items total!

what items are this player missing?