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| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #2707 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #358 | CRIMBCO scrip | 925 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #347 | Crimbuck | 2,811 |
| #1215 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #435 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #178 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 45 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #223 | commemorative war stein | 234 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #418 | cyborg doll | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1073 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #45 | gold nuggets | 625 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2052 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #1389 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #39 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 157 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #245 | sewer nuggets | 98 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7816 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2129 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #663 | toast | 1,255 |
| #79 | toast with jam | 3 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #18 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 2 |
| #30 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 2 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #16 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |