rutted road

RankItemQuantity
#14867-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#448Bash-Ōs boxtop2
#925Boris's ring1
#934Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#348Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket2
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#3598Crown of the Goblin King2
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1494Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#269Elmley shades3
#307General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2
#419Iiti Kitty phone charm4
#1287Iron Beta of Industry2
#724Jolly Roger charrrm2
#399Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet4
#647Knob Goblin elite shirt5
#544Knob Goblin love potion12
#892Knob Goblin visor1
🥈LARP membership card1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#549Lucky Surprise Egg4
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#914Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler2
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#1499Mr. Mediocrebar21
#128Necrotelicomnicon6
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#258Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket3
#282Sinful Desires2
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#106Spooky Surprise Egg168
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#254Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix12
#395Warm Subject gift certificate137
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
#705all-purpose cleaner1
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#749ancient unspeakable fruitcake8
#246ancient vinyl coin purse18
#2604anniversary gift box1
#631ant agonist1
#251ant pitchfork1
#260ant sickle1
#216around the world10
#239asbestos apron4
#801asbestos ore4
#1659awful poetry journal3
#7431badass belt1
#287bag of lard4
#1592ball2
#822barbed-wire fence2
#305bargain flash powder1
#1913bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#681beach glass bead1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#521bit of clingfilm8
#510black eyedrops1
#798black paisley oyster egg6
#195black pension check37
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#409blue paisley oyster egg9
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#580blue striped oyster egg8
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#1136bowl of cottage cheese1
#284brown plastic baby2
#701bubbly potion5
#1627buckyball1
#2874candied yams1
#4137candy cane2
#3830candy stake1
#603cannonball charrrm3
#1030chaos butterfly35
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#409chocolate spurs1
#823chopsticks1
#617clay peace-sign bead1
#747clockwork key1
#967cloudy potion1
#661clown skin3
#378cocktail napkin7
#332cocoa egg36
#496cocoa eggshell fragment84
#604cog28
#551copper ha'penny charrrm4
#593cyborg doll2
#723dark potion5
#1065diamond-studded cane1
#1099disassembled clover10
#228dishrag2
#1578disturbing fanfic4
#414donkey flipbook2
#269double-barreled sling1
#843duct tape28
#1281dwarf bread1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#865effervescent potion2
#337eggbeater1
#2834eggnog1
#1201elven limbos gingerbread6
#977elven moonshine7
#1136elven socks2
#349empty Cloaca-Cola bottle34
#599enormous belt buckle2
#367enormous hoop earring2
#762fake blood1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#1303fancy dress ball6
#1426festive holiday hat1
#736fetid feather1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#556fish-liver oil2
#855fizzy potion2
#700flaming feather3
#466flange3
#694flirtatious feather2
#383flowing hippy skirt1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#776frightful feather1
#428frilly shirt1
#810frozen feather1
#3426fruitcake1
#444gearbox necklace2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#828giant discarded torn-up glove4
#2535giant pinky ring1
#195gilded ancient cursed chest1
#110gilded ancient cursed key2
#2188gingerbread bugbear5
#702gingerbread horror9
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#590golden ring41
#2659googly eye1
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#1387gray bow tie1
#632grumpy old man charrrm1
#298grungy bandana2
#259grungy flannel shirt2
#469guy made of bee pollen5
#908gyroscope2
#323half-sized guitar1
#182handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#2286handful of confetti13
#968handful of hand chalk7
#297handful of sand56
#371handful of sawdust9
#323handsomeness potion5
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#57herb brownies420
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#499kickback cookbook1
#1288killer rag doll1
#1392killing feather34
#1688kite2
#367knob bugle1
#1418knuckle sandwich2
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#600laser-broiled pear13
#674lavender paisley oyster egg5
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#896leather mask1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#625linoleum ore4
#1977lucky rabbit's foot1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#395magic whistle1
#865marzipan skull6
#363mauve paisley oyster egg8
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#802mauve striped oyster egg5
#807meat stack7
#840milky potion2
#503monomolecular yo-yo115
#325mummy wrapping45
#910murky potion1
#742mylar scout drone6
#1677nanite-infested candy cane5
#1414nanite-infested eggnog4
#833nanite-infested fruitcake6
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#361natty blue ascot1
#468ocarina of space1
#64odor extractor2
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
#722off-white polka-dot oyster egg4
#630off-white striped oyster egg4
#135old coin purse121
#209old leather wallet44
#191ornate ancient cursed chest1
#189out-of-tune biwa1
#1291oversized fish scaler4
#1889oyster basket1
#451palm frond8
#89palm-frond cloak3
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1039patent leather shoes3
#1284penguin thesaurus2
#2034pet rock2
#727pirate pelvis1
#288pixel hat1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#1110polyalloy shield4
#359possessed top15
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#357puce striped oyster egg7
#907pulsing flesh4
#488rave whistle1
#1537razor-tipped yo-yo3
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#686rigid carapace7
#721ring of half-assed regeneration3
#730robotronic egg40
#1576rogue swarmer38
#388round green sunglasses1
#886sawblade fragment52
#2957shiny ring1
#891silver shrimp fork1
#588silver tongue charrrm3
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#734smoky potion4
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#138special sauce glove1
#1947spooky eggnog3
#1655spooky felt2
#1156spooky shrunken head1
#1220spooky stick1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#953stuffed alien blob7
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#472stuffed gray blob87
#2642stuffing1
#565styrofoam ore1
#1028sunken chest3
#842swirly potion2
#505tap shoes1
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#220third-hand nunchaku1
🥇time sleigh1
#1799tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1545tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#4913tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#2139tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#2055tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#1793tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2857tiny plastic angry goat6
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#3362tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3305tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#950tiny plastic blooper8
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6129tiny plastic cocoabo2
#2831tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1763tiny plastic cubist bull4
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#2688tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2203tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#1790tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#1413tiny plastic fruit golem5
#3345tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#6231tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#3343tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#2135tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2163tiny plastic goth giant3
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#2793tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3333tiny plastic leprechaun5
#4836tiny plastic levitating potato3
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3303tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#2175tiny plastic scary clown3
#2611tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2171tiny plastic senile lihc3
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2159tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#4018tiny plastic star starfish4
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2752tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2699tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#488tip jar1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2526toothsome rock1
#1580towel2
#2209toy jet pack1
#1384toy train1
#1488tree-eating kite11
#323true grit6
#625twitching claw8
#347unstable DNA148
#1986unstable laser battery26
#1811useless powder2
#1297valuable trinket27
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#351white chocolate and tomato pizza6
#428white hat hacker T-shirt2
#159white picket fence24
#249wonderwall shield4
#410worn tophat2
#468woven baling wire bracelets2
#589wreath of laurels1
#1179yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#281yellow polka-dot oyster egg8
#1229yeti fur11
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 2,913 items total!

what items are this player missing?