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| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
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| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #269 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #419 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 4 |
| #1287 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #399 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 4 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
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| #549 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
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| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1499 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 21 |
| #128 | Necrotelicomnicon | 6 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #258 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #106 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 168 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #254 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 12 |
| #395 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 137 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
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| #246 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 18 |
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| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #1913 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #521 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #195 | black pension check | 37 |
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| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
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| #615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
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| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1136 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
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| #617 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
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| #378 | cocktail napkin | 7 |
| #332 | cocoa egg | 36 |
| #496 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 84 |
| #604 | cog | 28 |
| #551 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 4 |
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| #1099 | disassembled clover | 10 |
| #228 | dishrag | 2 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #843 | duct tape | 28 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #865 | effervescent potion | 2 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
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| #349 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 34 |
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| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
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| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #556 | fish-liver oil | 2 |
| #855 | fizzy potion | 2 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #466 | flange | 3 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
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| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #702 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #2659 | googly eye | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
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| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #469 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #968 | handful of hand chalk | 7 |
| #297 | handful of sand | 56 |
| #371 | handful of sawdust | 9 |
| #323 | handsomeness potion | 5 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #57 | herb brownies | 420 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #625 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #865 | marzipan skull | 6 |
| #363 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #807 | meat stack | 7 |
| #840 | milky potion | 2 |
| #503 | monomolecular yo-yo | 115 |
| #325 | mummy wrapping | 45 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #64 | odor extractor | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #630 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #135 | old coin purse | 121 |
| #209 | old leather wallet | 44 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #189 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #451 | palm frond | 8 |
| #89 | palm-frond cloak | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #359 | possessed top | 15 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #357 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #730 | robotronic egg | 40 |
| #1576 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #588 | silver tongue charrrm | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #734 | smoky potion | 4 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #472 | stuffed gray blob | 87 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1028 | sunken chest | 3 |
| #842 | swirly potion | 2 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4913 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2688 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #323 | true grit | 6 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #347 | unstable DNA | 148 |
| #1986 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #1811 | useless powder | 2 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #351 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 6 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #159 | white picket fence | 24 |
| #249 | wonderwall shield | 4 |
| #410 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1179 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #281 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1229 | yeti fur | 11 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |