zippyboingo

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#33BRICKO pyramid1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#348Baron von Ratsworth's monocle30
#612Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#343Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#695Colander of Em-er'il4
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#650Crimbo wreath1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#96DNOTC Box4
#661Disco 'Fro Pick5
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#950Elder Turtle Shell3
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#79Game Grid ticket252
#1027Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#1145Heimandatz's heart1
#561Instant Karma9
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#777Lederhosen of the Night1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#788Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet34
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#560Maxing, Relaxing2
#294Microplushie: Bropane40
#564Microplushie: Dorkonide4
#343Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid13
#294Microplushie: Fauxnerditide8
#336Microplushie: Gothochondria24
#376Microplushie: Hippylase29
#354Microplushie: Hipsterine3
#346Microplushie: Hobomosome16
#357Microplushie: Otakulone35
#306Microplushie: Raverdrine25
#420Microplushie: Sororitrate19
#486NPZR chemistry set4
#196Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I6
#140Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV6
#162Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI5
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#1076Safari Jack's moustache1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#947Summer Nights1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#703The Mariachi's guitar case2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1413Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1433Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#731Yakisoba's hat2
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1287badass belt43
#643bed of coals1
#120beertini18
#138blank diary1
#558bloody beer10
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#47brick of sand38
#109briefcase136
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#71can of depilatory cream2
#108carob chunk noodles21
#89charged magnet1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#355cheap toaster6
#80chloroform rag67
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#138chorizo brownies16
#435club necklace15
#415comfy coffin3
🥉control crystal1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#172designer handbag15
#467diamond necklace14
#801disturbing fanfic63
#905duck-on-a-string2
#4233easter egg balloon2
#185empty Cloaca-Cola bottle79
#210empty agua de vida bottle980
#467fancy opera glasses8
#360fat loot token2
#1141fat stacks of cash2
#1280felt6
#305flashing novelty button4
#821flavored foot massage oil1
#431foie gras1
#402frigid air mattress2
#328frozen banquet6
#271fuzzy dice14
#700giant designer sunglasses4
#1431googly eye6
#919green beer10
#2676grue egg7
#114grue egg omelette31
#62hair of the calf4
#3460handful of confetti5
#449heart necklace15
#1455heart-shaped balloon1
#526herb brownies26
#544hideous egg2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1167lavender candy heart1
#259left half of a heart necklace2
#938lewd playing card1
#1424macaroni duck1
#385magic lamp1
#239meat from yesterday9
#231obnoxious riddle2
#571obsidian dagger32
#1140orange glowstick1
#508oversized fish scaler9
#443papaya taco2
#332phish stick3
#974piece of wedding cake2
#222pile of gold coins8
#1205pink glowstick1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#459poison pen4
#2127polyalloy shield1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#53pregnant oily golden mushroom2
#2038pretty flower1
#80raisin8
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#150right half of a heart necklace4
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#784rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#480rubber WWJD? bracelet15
#608rubber WWSPD? bracelet12
#502rubber WWtNSD? bracelet14
#92sandcastle1
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#1033sawblade shield1
#806sleeping stocking1
#1272slow jam collection1
#97soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini1
#252spade necklace22
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#928spectre scepter34
#246squirming egg sac55
#672stained mattress1
#1281stainless steel scarf2
#1402stainless steel shillelagh3
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#352strange shiny disc11
#1332stray chihuahua1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#468stuffed Baron von Ratsworth95
#550stuffed Cheshire bitten78
#749stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech61
#490stuffed Meat97
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#874stuffed angry cow55
#715stuffed astral badger66
#732stuffed baby gravy fairy66
#759stuffed cocoabo60
#921stuffed crazy bastard sword6
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#885stuffed flaming gravy fairy56
#736stuffed frozen gravy fairy65
#1657stuffed gray blob6
#759stuffed hand turkey63
#356stuffed key158
#746stuffed martini10
#825stuffed mind flayer59
#505stuffed mink95
#639stuffed monocle75
#610stuffed scary death orb76
#678stuffed sleazy gravy fairy69
#672stuffed snowy owl67
#619stuffed spooky gravy fairy74
#1299stuffed spooky mushroom6
#653stuffed stinky gravy fairy70
#551stuffed teddy butler86
#548stuffed tin of caviar85
#411stuffed treasure chest141
#588stuffed undead elbow macaroni77
#1401stuffing5
#219sucker kabuto1
#1041support cummerbund3
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#53tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker2
#60tomato daiquiri24
#2209toy jet pack1
#293valuable trinket307
#100waterlogged crate2
#146white chocolate and tomato pizza17
#1378yellow candy heart1
#439yellow glowstick3

Wow, that's 4,961 items total!

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