zippyboingo

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#349Baron von Ratsworth's monocle30
#611Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#651Crimbo wreath1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#96DNOTC Box4
#660Disco 'Fro Pick5
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#79Game Grid ticket252
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#561Instant Karma9
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#790Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet34
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#293Microplushie: Bropane40
#563Microplushie: Dorkonide4
#342Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid13
#293Microplushie: Fauxnerditide8
#335Microplushie: Gothochondria24
#375Microplushie: Hippylase29
#353Microplushie: Hipsterine3
#345Microplushie: Hobomosome16
#357Microplushie: Otakulone35
#305Microplushie: Raverdrine25
#421Microplushie: Sororitrate19
#487NPZR chemistry set4
#196Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I6
#140Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV6
#162Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI5
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#945Summer Nights1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1287badass belt43
#643bed of coals1
#120beertini18
#137blank diary1
#558bloody beer10
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#46brick of sand38
#109briefcase136
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#71can of depilatory cream2
#108carob chunk noodles21
#88charged magnet1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#355cheap toaster6
#79chloroform rag67
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#138chorizo brownies16
#433club necklace15
#415comfy coffin3
🥉control crystal1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#171designer handbag15
#465diamond necklace14
#801disturbing fanfic63
#905duck-on-a-string2
#4232easter egg balloon2
#185empty Cloaca-Cola bottle79
#210empty agua de vida bottle980
#467fancy opera glasses8
#359fat loot token2
#1138fat stacks of cash2
#1280felt6
#305flashing novelty button4
#819flavored foot massage oil1
#431foie gras1
#402frigid air mattress2
#328frozen banquet6
#271fuzzy dice14
#699giant designer sunglasses4
#1431googly eye6
#918green beer10
#2676grue egg7
#113grue egg omelette31
#61hair of the calf4
#3460handful of confetti5
#448heart necklace15
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#526herb brownies26
#544hideous egg2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#259left half of a heart necklace2
#935lewd playing card1
#1424macaroni duck1
#386magic lamp1
#240meat from yesterday9
#231obnoxious riddle2
#570obsidian dagger32
#1139orange glowstick1
#508oversized fish scaler9
#444papaya taco2
#332phish stick3
#974piece of wedding cake2
#222pile of gold coins8
#1205pink glowstick1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#459poison pen4
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#53pregnant oily golden mushroom2
#2037pretty flower1
#81raisin8
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#150right half of a heart necklace4
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#783rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#480rubber WWJD? bracelet15
#607rubber WWSPD? bracelet12
#501rubber WWtNSD? bracelet14
#92sandcastle1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#1031sawblade shield1
#806sleeping stocking1
#1272slow jam collection1
#97soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini1
#251spade necklace22
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#930spectre scepter34
#246squirming egg sac55
#672stained mattress1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1401stainless steel shillelagh3
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#352strange shiny disc11
#1334stray chihuahua1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#467stuffed Baron von Ratsworth95
#549stuffed Cheshire bitten78
#748stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech61
#489stuffed Meat97
#2344stuffed alien blob2
#872stuffed angry cow55
#713stuffed astral badger66
#732stuffed baby gravy fairy66
#758stuffed cocoabo60
#922stuffed crazy bastard sword6
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#884stuffed flaming gravy fairy56
#736stuffed frozen gravy fairy65
#1657stuffed gray blob6
#757stuffed hand turkey63
#356stuffed key158
#745stuffed martini10
#823stuffed mind flayer59
#505stuffed mink95
#638stuffed monocle75
#608stuffed scary death orb76
#679stuffed sleazy gravy fairy69
#670stuffed snowy owl67
#618stuffed spooky gravy fairy74
#1299stuffed spooky mushroom6
#653stuffed stinky gravy fairy70
#551stuffed teddy butler86
#549stuffed tin of caviar85
#411stuffed treasure chest141
#586stuffed undead elbow macaroni77
#1401stuffing5
#219sucker kabuto1
#1041support cummerbund3
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#53tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker2
#60tomato daiquiri24
#2209toy jet pack1
#293valuable trinket307
#100waterlogged crate2
#146white chocolate and tomato pizza17
#1377yellow candy heart1
#439yellow glowstick3

Wow, that's 4,961 items total!

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