| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #60 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1,400 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #980 | bag of airline peanuts | 22 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #775 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #2575 | box of sunshine | 40 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #1395 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1554 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1252 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1110 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #706 | fire | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2061 | golden ring | 36 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #985 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1228 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1323 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 9 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #246 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1393 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #1144 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2740 | unstable laser battery | 3 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #444 | wheel | 9 |
| #638 | whoopie cushion | 48 |
| #1365 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #1945 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |