| #467 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #904 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 29 |
| #786 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 4 |
| #454 | M-242 | 13 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #75 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #240 | SPF 451 lip balm | 10 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #294 | Steal This Candy | 7 |
| #511 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #640 | black-and-blue light | 23 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #755 | blue plasma ball | 9 |
| #267 | borg sock monkey | 8 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #938 | canteen of wine | 20 |
| #342 | carbon nanotube frame | 35 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #679 | cheap studded belt | 9 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #206 | cocktail onion | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #137 | cyborg doll | 13 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #906 | delicious salad | 22 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #384 | divine champagne flute | 10 |
| #393 | dollhive | 22 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #606 | duct tape | 51 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #935 | filthy lucre | 32 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #721 | flavored foot massage oil | 6 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #135 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1089 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2321 | golden ring | 20 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #65 | hamethyst bracelet | 4 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #555 | handful of sand | 12 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #227 | jack flapper | 2 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #698 | killing feather | 52 |
| #1081 | knuckle sandwich | 9 |
| #521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #663 | marshmallow | 9 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #204 | monomolecular yo-yo | 336 |
| #380 | mylar scout drone | 13 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #649 | obsidian dagger | 28 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #533 | personalized coffee mug | 81 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #326 | pointed stick | 2 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #967 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #831 | sawblade fragment | 54 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #296 | snake | 24 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #301 | sparkler | 25 |
| #1029 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #668 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 10 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #276 | stuffed gray blob | 168 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #497 | teddy borg | 19 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #162 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #264 | toy maglev monorail | 5 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1648 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #878 | unstable laser battery | 49 |
| #1271 | useless powder | 18 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #502 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 20 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #25 | water wings | 100 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |