| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #64 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 2 |
| #327 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #116 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #106 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 4 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #61 | Clara's bell | 10 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #49 | El Vibrato restraints | 9 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #38 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #72 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 7 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #39 | Glenn's golden dice | 3 |
| #53 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 11 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #114 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #282 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 59 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| 🥉 | Lavalos's shell | 29 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 13 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| 🥉 | Pener's drumstick | 46 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #908 | badass belt | 59 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #707 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #154 | fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #347 | fuzzy earmuffs | 5 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #16 | grease cannon | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | little deuce cape | 44 |
| #28 | love | 3 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #24 | propeller beanie | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #692 | spectre scepter | 48 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #176 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #251 | wumpus hair | 6 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |