StrongDurf

RankItemQuantity
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#64Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes2
#332Ancient Saucehelm7
#286Angelhair Culottes4
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#288Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#115Belt of Howling Anger4
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#105Boots of Twilight Whispers4
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#39Brimstone Beret1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#5Brogre brolo shirt1
#4Brogre brorts1
#4Brogre bucket hat1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#62Clara's bell10
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#121Cloak of Dire Shadows3
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#325Colander of Em-er'il7
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#58Daisy's unclean bloomers3
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
🥈Dolph Bossin's charity note1
#17Drapes-You-Regally1
#23Drunkula's cape1
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#53El Vibrato restraints9
#414Elder Turtle Shell6
#87Elizabeth's Dollie1
#62Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square3
#39Former Sheriff Dan's tin star4
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#71Gauntlets of the Blood Moon7
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#39Glenn's golden dice3
#55Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun11
#348Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob3
#153Greaves of the Murk Lord2
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
🥇HP-35 Calculator1
#114Helm of the Scream Emperor4
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1035Jack-in-the-box2
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#282L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate59
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
🥉Lavalos's shell29
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#29Mer-kin headguard1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#13Mr. Cheeng's spectacles13
#348Newman's Own Trousers3
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#67Pecos Dave's sixgun2
🥉Pener's drumstick46
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#15SMOOCH bracers1
#14SMOOCH breastplate1
#12SMOOCH codpiece1
#12SMOOCH kneepads1
#10SMOOCH spaulders1
#420Scalp of Gorgolok7
#125Science Notebook1
#193Shield of Icy Fate1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#106Stephen's lab coat1
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#67The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#6Third Eye1
#11Three Mile Island shorts1
#28Thunkula's drinking cap1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#390Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette2
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#143UV monocular1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#19Warms-Your-Tush1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#675adorable seal larva4
#72anger blaster1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#907badass belt59
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#98bugbear detector1
#997cheap toaster2
#128cheer extractor1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#113crotchety pants1
#688crystalline cheer1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#68doubt cannon1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#706easter egg balloon35
#62fear condenser1
#50flickering pixel1
#807friendly cheez blob3
#459fuzzy busby4
#154fuzzy dice19
#346fuzzy earmuffs5
#609fuzzy montera1
#695gearbox necklace1
🥈glass eye1
#16grease cannon3
🥉green face paint1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#12isotophat1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
🥉little deuce cape44
#29love3
#595macaroni duck4
#73mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#50miming corduroys2
#93miming gloves1
#96miming shirt1
🥇novelty monorail ticket1
#2263obsidian dagger4
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#117plexiglass pants2
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#24propeller beanie2
🥈red and green rain stick1
🥉red face paint1
#231red wagon1
#62regret hose1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
🥇seal medal1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
🥇silent nightlight1
#42slime-covered club1
#22slime-covered compass1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#695spectre scepter48
🥈speed limit shield1
#797stainless steel scarf4
#534stainless steel shillelagh8
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#507stainless steel solitaire6
#929stainless steel suspenders4
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#82suspicious-looking fedora1
🥇time sleigh1
#54topiary skunk1
#13toxic mop1
#1353untamable turtle1
#180unused walkie-talkie3
🥈walkie-talkie1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#253wumpus hair6
#21zombie mariachi hat1
#29zombie mariachi pants1

Wow, that's 725 items total!

what items are this player missing?