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#71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
#784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
#1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
#54 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 65 |
#1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
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#247 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 3 |
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#201 | Divine | 3 |
#497 | Feynman gate | 20 |
#45 | Goodfella contract | 1,081 |
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#753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
#353 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 18 |
#1199 | M-242 | 1 |
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#672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
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#282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
#78 | Spirit Precipice | 2 |
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#11 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11,259 |
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#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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#527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
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#226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
#349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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#1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
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#46 | arse-a'fire elixir | 5 |
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#66 | banana spritzer | 5 |
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#132 | black lotus | 1 |
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#58 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 207 |
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#242 | bottled inspiration | 2 |
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#276 | bow | 2 |
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#117 | bungle in the jungle | 11 |
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#941 | candied yams | 9 |
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#552 | candy stake | 11 |
#393 | capacitor relay | 30 |
#577 | carbon nanotube frame | 18 |
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#112 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 14 |
#980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
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#176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
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#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
#32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
#91 | daisy | 123 |
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#146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
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#253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
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#22 | gob of wet hair | 3,557 |
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#90 | green balloon | 119 |
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#103 | harem girl t-shirt | 12 |
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#1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
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#277 | ice stein | 1 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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#316 | jar of swamp gas | 150 |
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#236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
#247 | lesser grodulated violet | 11 |
#147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
#421 | logic synthesizer | 25 |
#179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
#565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
#459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
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#245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
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#726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
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#86 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 7 |
#200 | mugcake | 22 |
#292 | munchies pill | 1 |
#345 | nanite-infested candy cane | 44 |
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#43 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 2 |
#1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
#278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#58 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 124 |
#387 | orange candy heart | 76 |
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#583 | orange snowcone | 9 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
#445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
#263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
#1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
#1109 | pet rock | 6 |
#1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
#1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
#469 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 47 |
#394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
#182 | pink glowstick | 11 |
#681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
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#949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
#269 | puce plastic oyster egg | 13 |
#127 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 24 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#586 | radio button candy | 1 |
#471 | ram stick | 2 |
#1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
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#289 | rhesus monkey | 2 |
#198 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
#305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
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#127 | shot of orange schnapps | 50 |
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#607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
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#117 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 4 |
#29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
#75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
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🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#226 | tin magnolia | 20 |
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#157 | tiny balloon knife | 5 |
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#3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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#835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#98 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 9 |
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#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
#123 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 9 |
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#1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
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#1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
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#2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
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#1130 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 16 |
#2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
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#1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
#2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
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#1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
#1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
#2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
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#877 | towel | 8 |
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#77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
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#39 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 5 |
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#456 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 23 |
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#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#585 | wang | 1 |
#1147 | wheel | 2 |
#271 | white balloon | 22 |
#525 | white candy heart | 28 |
#602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
#1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
#1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1266 | x-ray specs | 3 |
#154 | yellow brick road | 8 |
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#399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
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#1584 | yo | 3 |
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