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| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #677 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #356 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #358 | CRIMBCO scrip | 920 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #721 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #562 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1218 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #50 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 731 |
| #135 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 74 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #410 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #118 | booze-soaked cherry | 4 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #104 | burst hellseal brain | 104 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #813 | empty agua de vida bottle | 72 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #161 | figurine of a charred seal | 19 |
| #225 | figurine of a cold seal | 29 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #331 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #163 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 4 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1658 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #353 | magical mystery juice | 20 |
| #104 | memory of a C | 14 |
| #124 | memory of a G | 11 |
| #230 | memory of a T | 4 |
| #127 | memory of an A | 10 |
| #842 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #1944 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #447 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #113 | shimmering tendrils | 6 |
| #103 | shredded hellseal hide | 93 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1249 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #88 | sugar chapeau | 2 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #105 | torn hellseal sinew | 90 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #168 | wumpus hair | 12 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |