| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1095 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #531 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #36 | black candygram | 2 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1609 | box of sunshine | 104 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #572 | canteen of wine | 46 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #184 | chocolate cigar | 10 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #724 | elven limbos gingerbread | 17 |
| #575 | elven moonshine | 17 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #905 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #32 | foreign box | 8 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #457 | gray bow tie | 15 |
| #133 | green candygram | 4 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1211 | handful of confetti | 33 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #990 | killing feather | 42 |
| #861 | knuckle sandwich | 17 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | moist sack | 29 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #613 | patent leather shoes | 10 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #136 | pink candygram | 4 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1114 | robotronic egg | 23 |
| #690 | rogue swarmer | 64 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #11 | smoldering box | 8 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #7 | sorority girl's box | 8 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #506 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 12 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #158 | white candygram | 3 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |