| #396 | 30669 scroll | 20 |
| #360 | 33398 scroll | 50 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #846 | Angry Farmer candy | 54 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #294 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbuck | 2,808 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2270 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #331 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #507 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1358 | Yummy Tummy bean | 100 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #900 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1462 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #619 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #246 | booty chest charrrm | 32 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #322 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6255 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #27 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #290 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #193 | cabooze | 5 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #224 | cannonball charrrm | 33 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #226 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #721 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #188 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 48 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #66 | crappy waiter disguise | 17 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #252 | cursed black pearl onion | 6 |
| #219 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 7 |
| #174 | cursed bottle of rum | 11 |
| #133 | cursed cannonball | 12 |
| #171 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 10 |
| #181 | cursed sea biscuit | 10 |
| #138 | cursed voodoo skull | 12 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #389 | disassembled clover | 175 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #264 | dragon snaps | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #87 | eggwater | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1146 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #547 | filthy lucre | 69 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #227 | freightcake | 4 |
| #507 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #103 | gooified animal matter | 27 |
| #228 | gooified mineral matter | 6 |
| #239 | gooified vegetable matter | 6 |
| #231 | grassy cutlass | 4 |
| #798 | green candy heart | 5 |
| #631 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #862 | iGoogly | 13 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1003 | jar of swamp gas | 8 |
| #1445 | killing feather | 33 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #815 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #346 | lavender striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #500 | marzipan skull | 18 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #488 | metallic A | 52 |
| #830 | monomolecular yo-yo | 41 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #167 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #806 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #818 | pink clay bead | 5 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #132 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #1814 | rogue swarmer | 32 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #198 | rum barrel charrrm | 8 |
| #42 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #210 | silver tongue charrrm | 38 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #178 | solid gold pegleg | 30 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #426 | spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4896 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4953 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1416 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #461 | synthetic stuffing | 15 |
| #446 | tarrrnish charrrm | 3 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #722 | theoretical string | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #457 | toy hoverpad | 30 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #119 | waterlogged cloth | 7 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #160 | waterlogged stuffing | 2 |
| #72 | waterlogged wood | 5 |
| #940 | white candy heart | 3 |
| #170 | yellow candy heart | 324 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |