| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #797 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #1222 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #10 | BURT | 1,331 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #69 | Chroner | 1,320 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #913 | box of sunshine | 278 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #58 | chaos butterfly | 11,541 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | giant candy cane | 335 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #294 | hobo nickel | 1,000 |
| #1181 | hot wing | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #85 | meat st‰¿bing club | 13 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #849 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #5 | radioactive chew toy | 45 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | respected companion biscuit | 1,385 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #1320 | skeleton bone | 2 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| 🥉 | tiny top hat and cane | 67 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #848 | white chocolate chips | 2 |
| #201 | white lightning | 80 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #298 | yeti fur | 656 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |