| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #799 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #1224 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #10 | BURT | 1,331 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #76 | Chroner | 1,320 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #288 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #630 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #919 | box of sunshine | 278 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #58 | chaos butterfly | 11,541 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #747 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #100 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | giant candy cane | 335 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #292 | hobo nickel | 1,000 |
| #1181 | hot wing | 3 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #84 | meat st‰¿bing club | 13 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #256 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #848 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #612 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #5 | radioactive chew toy | 45 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | respected companion biscuit | 1,385 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #1319 | skeleton bone | 2 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1493 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3078 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2484 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1069 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4919 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1748 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4906 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1773 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #4 | tiny top hat and cane | 67 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #513 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #602 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #847 | white chocolate chips | 2 |
| #202 | white lightning | 80 |
| #936 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #299 | yeti fur | 656 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |