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| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #543 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
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| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
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| #360 | carbon nanotube frame | 33 |
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| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #439 | divine can of silly string | 5 |
| #221 | divine champagne flute | 46 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
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| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #156 | ocean motion | 16 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1759 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
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| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #199 | rockin' wagon | 8 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #203 | roll in the hay | 14 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #2091 | sawblade fragment | 22 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
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| #178 | spooky lipstick | 14 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #98 | tangarita | 7 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #141 | teqiwila slammer | 4 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
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| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
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| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #116 | vodka stratocaster | 7 |
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