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| #1529 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #351 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 11 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #143 | Divine | 6 |
| #392 | Feynman gate | 27 |
| #118 | Gordon Bennett | 6 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #253 | Mae West | 2 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #155 | Mon Tiki | 10 |
| #131 | Neuromancer | 8 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1544 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1591 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #215 | can of maces | 5 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #414 | capacitor relay | 28 |
| #360 | carbon nanotube frame | 33 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #439 | divine can of silly string | 5 |
| #221 | divine champagne flute | 46 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #246 | flowing hippy skirt | 3 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #128 | gimlet | 7 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1083 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #148 | hot hi mein | 6 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #523 | ion grid | 22 |
| #2136 | killing feather | 14 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #324 | logic synthesizer | 36 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #99 | mandarina colada | 9 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #156 | ocean motion | 16 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1757 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #251 | prussian cathouse | 2 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #201 | rockin' wagon | 8 |
| #1881 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #204 | roll in the hay | 14 |
| #1175 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #2091 | sawblade fragment | 22 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #148 | spooky eyeliner | 15 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1007 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #178 | spooky lipstick | 14 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #99 | tangarita | 7 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #142 | teqiwila slammer | 4 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #701 | toy hoverpad | 15 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1986 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #117 | vodka stratocaster | 7 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #156 | yellow brick road | 8 |