| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #660 | bone chips | 11 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1090 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #690 | elven moonshine | 13 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #598 | evil teddy bear | 22 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #430 | happiness | 3 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #128 | hot pink lipstick | 8 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #891 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #662 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #479 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
| #528 | string of green beads | 23 |
| #495 | string of red beads | 23 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #35 | toy mercenary | 151 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1345 | unstable DNA | 22 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #76 | worthless gewgaw | 221 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |