| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #217 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 45 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #8 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #121 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 6 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #827 | Boss Bat britches | 17 |
| #46 | Carpathian longsword | 45 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #25 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #335 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #348 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #328 | Crown of the Goblin King | 71 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #8 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 3 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #12 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #628 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #8 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #40 | Liam's mail | 48 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #20 | Microplushie: Bropane | 334 |
| #30 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 93 |
| #22 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 138 |
| #32 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 59 |
| #27 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 214 |
| #29 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 315 |
| #41 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 24 |
| #19 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 192 |
| #21 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 385 |
| #21 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 213 |
| #20 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 287 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #40 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 67 |
| #473 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #113 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 18 |
| #194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #52 | Spookyraven signet | 42 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #18 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 6 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #50 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #24 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 5 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 2 |
| #34 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 3 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 48 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #559 | anticheese | 6 |
| #342 | around the world | 4 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #134 | baconstone | 49 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #8 | baconstone pendant | 22 |
| #84 | baconstone ring | 3 |
| #423 | badass belt | 104 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #734 | baggie of powdered sugar | 12 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #61 | bed of coals | 9 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1725 | box of sunshine | 92 |
| #74 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #38 | burnt snowpants | 58 |
| #120 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #128 | chintzy accordion pin | 5 |
| #257 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #216 | chintzy noodle ring | 4 |
| #160 | chintzy saucepan earring | 6 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #71 | comfy coffin | 11 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #369 | doll house | 14 |
| #241 | drywall axe | 58 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #131 | filth-encrusted futon | 6 |
| #137 | flamin' bindle | 5 |
| #40 | fleshy lump | 54 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #31 | freezin' bindle | 11 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #40 | frigid air mattress | 10 |
| #44 | frigid derringer | 73 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #168 | hamethyst | 42 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | haunted bindle | 68 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #71 | joybuzzer | 290 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #2830 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #67 | lewd playing card | 28 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #224 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 123 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #330 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #493 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #335 | magical pony: Uniquity | 4 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #237 | mushroom fermenting solution | 32 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #602 | obsidian dagger | 30 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #255 | pants of the Slug Lord | 15 |
| #67 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 4 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #426 | pork elf goodies sack | 16 |
| #104 | porquoise | 53 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #271 | really dense meat stack | 23 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #58 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 3 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #241 | shiny ring | 97 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #63 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 7 |
| #61 | sleazy bindle | 9 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #43 | smoldering bagel punch | 44 |
| #625 | solid gold bowling ball | 27 |
| #1011 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #13 | spooky bindle | 26 |
| #92 | stained mattress | 9 |
| #311 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #49 | standards and practices guide | 49 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #372 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 112 |
| #1050 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4 | tapped black lotus | 40 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #97 | tie-dyed fannypack | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #311 | towel | 35 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #121 | votive candle | 1 |
| #261 | white balloon | 25 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #156 | yellow snowcone | 181 |