| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #286 | battered Crimbo Crate | 44 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #340 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #490 | coconut shell | 62 |
| #359 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #465 | dry noodles | 162 |
| #1821 | duct tape | 4 |
| #197 | dusty Crimbo crate | 46 |
| #1133 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #612 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #385 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #296 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1490 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #5339 | grue egg | 1 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #307 | hot nuggets | 3 |
| #243 | hot powder | 3 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1824 | killing feather | 24 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #601 | little paper umbrella | 49 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #473 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #563 | magical ice cubes | 41 |
| #530 | magical mystery juice | 5 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #851 | robotronic egg | 33 |
| #1656 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #155 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 2 |
| #519 | scrumptious reagent | 88 |
| #142 | seal-blubber candle | 34 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #257 | sleaze nuggets | 3 |
| #226 | sleaze powder | 3 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #327 | spooky nuggets | 2 |
| #315 | spooky powder | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #262 | stench nuggets | 4 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #402 | stench wad | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6370 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7873 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #291 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 60 |
| #475 | synthetic stuffing | 14 |
| #953 | theoretical string | 8 |
| #1084 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1039 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #410 | true grit | 3 |
| #461 | twinkly nuggets | 3 |
| #413 | twinkly powder | 3 |
| #519 | twinkly wad | 111 |
| #2125 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #598 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |