| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #279 | Crimbo candied pecan | 48 |
| #298 | Crimbo fudge | 44 |
| #278 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 49 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #456 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #111 | battered Crimbo Crate | 141 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #1597 | candy cane | 19 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #687 | canteen of wine | 35 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #539 | dill | 75 |
| #234 | dire fudgesicle | 6 |
| #45 | dusty Crimbo crate | 151 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #725 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #368 | frigid fudgepuck | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #398 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #464 | fudgecule | 2,084 |
| #687 | ghost cucumber | 65 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #14 | giant green gummi bear | 74 |
| #18 | giant red gummi bear | 78 |
| #17 | giant yellow gummi bear | 77 |
| #1070 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #107 | green gummi ingot | 304 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #142 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #178 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #902 | herringcello | 21 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #210 | jerky coins | 104 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #825 | knuckle sandwich | 19 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #351 | nanite-infested candy cane | 43 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #450 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 8 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #111 | red gummi ingot | 302 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2557 | sawblade fragment | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1207 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #1049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 45 |
| #1023 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 47 |
| #1149 | stuffed Meat | 37 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #944 | stuffed angry cow | 51 |
| #915 | stuffed astral badger | 54 |
| #800 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 62 |
| #856 | stuffed cocoabo | 54 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #843 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 58 |
| #816 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 59 |
| #435 | stuffed gray blob | 99 |
| #928 | stuffed hand turkey | 53 |
| #984 | stuffed key | 46 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #1179 | stuffed mind flayer | 44 |
| #1446 | stuffed mink | 25 |
| #1528 | stuffed monocle | 23 |
| #933 | stuffed scary death orb | 53 |
| #714 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 30 |
| #766 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 62 |
| #688 | stuffed snowy owl | 65 |
| #768 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 63 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #650 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 70 |
| #1430 | stuffed teddy butler | 26 |
| #1449 | stuffed tin of caviar | 25 |
| #975 | stuffed treasure chest | 48 |
| #914 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 54 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #124 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 151 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #156 | superheated fudge | 29 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #313 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 4 |
| #315 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #139 | warbear bearserker mead | 2 |
| #135 | warbear feasting bread | 4 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #393 | warbear whosit | 171 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #119 | yellow gummi ingot | 289 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |