| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | 4-d camera | 1,700 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #315 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #116 | Crimbot battery | 14 |
| #334 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #319 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 6 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #376 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #281 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #2553 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| 🥈 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 684 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #141 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
| #48 | Effermint™ tablets | 121 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #175 | FDKOL commendation | 4,008 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| 🥇 | Frost™ brand sword | 2,757 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #5 | Frosty's frosty mug | 633 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #4 | Good 'n' Slimy | 180 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #126 | Gummy Brains | 2 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #33 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 3 |
| #6 | Mer-kin saltmint | 105 |
| #48 | Milk Studs | 277 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #51 | PEEZ dispenser | 324 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #86 | PlexiPips | 3 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #75 | Roman sadnals | 5 |
| #219 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #98 | Swizzler | 161 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #156 | TI-9000 calculator | 5 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #545 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 15 |
| #472 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 21 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #38 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 169 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #324 | The Cooler Out of Space | 7 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #56 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 349 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #8 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 2,821 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #228 | abandoned candy | 3 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #53 | bag of W&Ws | 303 |
| #572 | bananagate | 8 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #518 | bite-me-red lipstick | 4 |
| #151 | blob of Alphredo™ | 3 |
| #15 | blue raspberry troll doll | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #276 | bottle of fire | 15 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #42 | box of Dweebs | 350 |
| #307 | box of sunshine | 1,340 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #541 | candy brain | 4 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #114 | children of the candy corn | 3 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #184 | chocolate pasta spoon | 2 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #149 | chocolate stolen accordion | 3 |
| #164 | chocolate turtle totem | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #108 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 12 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 5 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 5 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 7 |
| #175 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 5 |
| #224 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 3 |
| #151 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 7 |
| #151 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 8 |
| #167 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 6 |
| #134 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 9 |
| #136 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 9 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #74 | double-ice gum | 3 |
| #167 | drum of pomade | 9 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #30 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| 🥇 | fixed-gear bicycle | 2,638 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #13 | forest tears | 285 |
| #23 | frost flower | 66 |
| 🥇 | frosty halo | 1,862 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #68 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #77 | future drug: Coolscaline | 27 |
| #97 | future drug: Muscularactum | 17 |
| #94 | future drug: Smartinex | 21 |
| #144 | ghost protocol | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #917 | handful of confetti | 46 |
| #150 | handful of crafty noodles | 3 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #80 | huge bowl of candy | 27 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #422 | kumquartz | 13 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
| #60 | long-stemmed rose | 34 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #67 | mimeplasm | 2 |
| #22 | mysterious present | 52 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #42 | phish stick | 23 |
| #129 | piece of after eight | 4 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #73 | radiator heater shield | 5 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #33 | ridiculous cocktail | 43 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #111 | ridiculous sandwich | 12 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #38 | right half of a heart necklace | 12 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #275 | sorority brain | 4 |
| #97 | soul doorbell | 4 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #327 | squirming egg sac | 36 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #900 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 49 |
| #596 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 72 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #944 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 50 |
| #441 | stuffed Meat | 104 |
| #792 | stuffed angry cow | 59 |
| #832 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #780 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 63 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #751 | stuffed cocoabo | 60 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 62 |
| #679 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 70 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #798 | stuffed hand turkey | 60 |
| #237 | stuffed key | 214 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #783 | stuffed mind flayer | 62 |
| #1284 | stuffed mink | 31 |
| #1133 | stuffed monocle | 38 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1040 | stuffed scary death orb | 48 |
| #805 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 59 |
| #732 | stuffed snowy owl | 62 |
| #811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 60 |
| #839 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #1521 | stuffed teddy butler | 23 |
| #389 | stuffed tin of caviar | 113 |
| #829 | stuffed treasure chest | 62 |
| #626 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 73 |
| #215 | stuffed zmobie | 7 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #337 | sugar-coated pine cone | 6 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| 🥉 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 753 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #54 | unused walkie-talkie | 18 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #142 | warbear blizzard mead | 2 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #191 | warbear empathy chip | 3 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #271 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear party pants | 2 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #269 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #164 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #65 | warbear trouser fragment | 92 |
| #245 | warbear wardance potion | 2 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #28 | zombie dinosaur egg | 6 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |