#114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
🥉 | 4-d camera | 1,700 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
#317 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
#311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
#732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
#61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
#117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#29 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
#118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
#62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
#115 | Crimbot battery | 14 |
#333 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
#243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
#210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
#224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
#246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
#211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
#318 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 6 |
#247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
#375 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
#244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
#409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
#216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
#280 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
#377 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
#366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
#345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
#2557 | Crimbuck | 10 |
🥈 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 684 |
#23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
#143 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
#47 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 121 |
#39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
#175 | FDKOL commendation | 4,008 |
#30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
#245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
#76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
🥇 | Frost™ brand sword | 2,757 |
#84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#5 | Frosty's frosty mug | 633 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#6 | Good 'n' Slimy | 180 |
#30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
#524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
#125 | Gummy Brains | 2 |
#7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
#7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
#92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
#669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
#8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
#73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
#50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
#97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
#23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
#28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
#33 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 3 |
#7 | Mer-kin saltmint | 105 |
#48 | Milk Studs | 277 |
#296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
#40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
#99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
#92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#50 | PEEZ dispenser | 324 |
🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
#86 | PlexiPips | 3 |
#7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
#76 | Roman sadnals | 5 |
#220 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 2 |
🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
#57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
#1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#90 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
#98 | Swizzler | 161 |
#63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
#157 | TI-9000 calculator | 5 |
#778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
#545 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 15 |
#472 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 21 |
🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
#38 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 169 |
#136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#324 | The Cooler Out of Space | 7 |
#33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
#858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
#133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
#1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
#1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
#279 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
#1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
#672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
#534 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
#519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
#157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
#55 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 349 |
#66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
#19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
#8 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 2,821 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#231 | abandoned candy | 3 |
#223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#117 | antique accordion | 1 |
#2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#54 | bag of W&Ws | 303 |
#571 | bananagate | 8 |
#67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
#1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#518 | bite-me-red lipstick | 4 |
#151 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 3 |
#15 | blue raspberry troll doll | 4 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#276 | bottle of fire | 15 |
#133 | bowler | 1 |
#42 | box of Dweebs | 350 |
#309 | box of sunshine | 1,340 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#321 | breaded beer | 2 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#214 | can of V-11 | 2 |
#543 | candy brain | 4 |
#240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
#78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
#235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
#115 | children of the candy corn | 3 |
#248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
#714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
#187 | chocolate pasta spoon | 2 |
#218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
#150 | chocolate stolen accordion | 3 |
#167 | chocolate turtle totem | 2 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
#316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
#40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
#108 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 12 |
#176 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 5 |
#188 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 5 |
#153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
#153 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 7 |
#175 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 5 |
#224 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 3 |
#151 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 7 |
#151 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 8 |
#167 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 6 |
#133 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 9 |
#136 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 9 |
#1640 | doll house | 1 |
#1607 | dollhive | 1 |
#73 | double-ice gum | 3 |
#168 | drum of pomade | 9 |
#1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
#44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
#28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
#84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
#2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
#39 | fire axe | 1 |
#31 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
🥇 | fixed-gear bicycle | 2,638 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#14 | forest tears | 285 |
#23 | frost flower | 66 |
🥇 | frosty halo | 1,862 |
#259 | fudge spork | 1 |
#67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
#82 | future drug: Coolscaline | 27 |
#104 | future drug: Muscularactum | 17 |
#99 | future drug: Smartinex | 21 |
#144 | ghost protocol | 5 |
#224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
#539 | green glowstick | 3 |
#106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
#68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
#170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
#923 | handful of confetti | 46 |
#149 | handful of crafty noodles | 3 |
#133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
#148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
#143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#544 | hideous egg | 2 |
#160 | holiday log | 1 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#71 | hot egg | 3 |
#80 | huge bowl of candy | 27 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#422 | kumquartz | 13 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
#60 | long-stemmed rose | 34 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#124 | madius | 2 |
#325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
#531 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
#67 | mimeplasm | 2 |
#22 | mysterious present | 52 |
#125 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
#212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
#642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
#319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#43 | phish stick | 23 |
#129 | piece of after eight | 4 |
#457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
#636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#602 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
#76 | radiator heater shield | 5 |
#161 | red balloon | 2 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#33 | ridiculous cocktail | 43 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#111 | ridiculous sandwich | 12 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#38 | right half of a heart necklace | 12 |
🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
#51 | silent beret | 1 |
#67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
#275 | sorority brain | 4 |
#97 | soul doorbell | 4 |
#35 | soul mask | 1 |
🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
#137 | soy cordial | 4 |
#23 | space heater | 1 |
#39 | space invader | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
#328 | squirming egg sac | 36 |
#70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
#2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
#2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
#904 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 49 |
#602 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 72 |
#410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#948 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 50 |
#447 | stuffed Meat | 104 |
#795 | stuffed angry cow | 59 |
#835 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
#782 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 63 |
#1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#759 | stuffed cocoabo | 60 |
#1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#781 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 62 |
#683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 70 |
#955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#801 | stuffed hand turkey | 60 |
#243 | stuffed key | 214 |
#1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
#785 | stuffed mind flayer | 62 |
#1284 | stuffed mink | 31 |
#1138 | stuffed monocle | 38 |
#942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
#207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
#1042 | stuffed scary death orb | 48 |
#810 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 59 |
#737 | stuffed snowy owl | 62 |
#813 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 60 |
#843 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
#1525 | stuffed teddy butler | 23 |
#392 | stuffed tin of caviar | 113 |
#833 | stuffed treasure chest | 62 |
#628 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 73 |
#215 | stuffed zmobie | 7 |
#1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#337 | sugar-coated pine cone | 6 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
#1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
#1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
🥉 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 753 |
#326 | throwing bone | 1 |
#16 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
#599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
#1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
#25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
#54 | unused walkie-talkie | 18 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
#186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
#6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
#143 | warbear blizzard mead | 2 |
🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
#292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
#188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
#15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
#16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
#13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
#191 | warbear empathy chip | 3 |
#8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
#11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
#270 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
#5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
#192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
#168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
#118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
#13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
#355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
#215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
#198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
🥈 | warbear party pants | 2 |
#9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
#9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
#268 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
#381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
#419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
#163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
#64 | warbear trouser fragment | 92 |
#244 | warbear wardance potion | 2 |
#13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
#229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
#439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
#27 | zombie dinosaur egg | 6 |
#1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |