| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #23 | Arrrmetia trading card | 6 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #22 | Chori Zo trading card | 5 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #30 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #20 | Inndya trading card | 8 |
| #26 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 5 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #18 | Morbidda trading card | 7 |
| #21 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 6 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #21 | Poison Oak trading card | 7 |
| #43 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 26 |
| #29 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 24 |
| #57 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 9 |
| #54 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 17 |
| #59 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 16 |
| #51 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 17 |
| #51 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 24 |
| #23 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 13 |
| #27 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 25 |
| #49 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 25 |
| #112 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 6 |
| #43 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 25 |
| #45 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 26 |
| #35 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 29 |
| #63 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 21 |
| #35 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 4 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #32 | The Snake trading card | 4 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #21 | Woldo trading card | 7 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #214 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #87 | bit of clingfilm | 36 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #1720 | brick | 8 |
| #18 | brick of sand | 100 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #100 | clockwork key | 14 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #6 | cyclops eyedrops | 726 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #172 | duct tape | 298 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #267 | easter egg balloon | 72 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #51 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,336 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #7 | fish juice box | 214 |
| #6 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 666 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #185 | fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #398 | handful of confetti | 95 |
| #133 | handful of sand | 182 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #170 | lost key | 2 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #5 | pack of KWE trading card | 305 |
| #12 | paint bomb | 259 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | pumpkin pie | 1,203 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #861 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #414 | useless powder | 324 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #12 | willyweed | 227 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #215 | wumpus hair | 8 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |