| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #269 | BURT | 102 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #587 | CRIMBCO scrip | 310 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #198 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 29 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #83 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #382 | fortune cookie | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #187 | heart necklace | 28 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #108 | ridiculous cocktail | 13 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #242 | stuffed martini | 39 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #279 | sucker scaffold | 39 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #160 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |