| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #269 | BURT | 102 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #586 | CRIMBCO scrip | 310 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #542 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #154 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #702 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 29 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #84 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #383 | fortune cookie | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1725 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #189 | heart necklace | 28 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #109 | ridiculous cocktail | 13 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #238 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1325 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #243 | stuffed martini | 39 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #280 | sucker scaffold | 39 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2509 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |