| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #291 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #13 | defective skull | 911 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |