| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
| #376 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #68 | Crimboween memo | 95 |
| #55 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 10 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #379 | Crimbuck | 2,655 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Army machine parts | 31 |
| #14 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 7 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #5 | Elf Guard clipboard | 11 |
| #37 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 8 |
| #63 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #17 | Elf Guard honor present | 13 |
| #18 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 6 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 4 |
| #44 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 6 |
| #13 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 7 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #58 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #15 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 14 |
| #51 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 153 |
| #13 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 854 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #404 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 50 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #385 | Sugar Cog | 5 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #466 | Valentine | 59 |
| #282 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #7 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 6 |
| #579 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #46 | astronaut pants | 149 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #44 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #501 | candy cane | 73 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #233 | eggnog | 77 |
| #37 | electrical thingamabob | 549 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #25 | evil googly eye | 186 |
| #71 | evil teddy bear | 200 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #18 | felt | 352 |
| #454 | fire | 12 |
| #471 | floaty sand | 26 |
| #101 | floral print shirt | 3 |
| #183 | fruitcake | 117 |
| #279 | gingerbread bugbear | 96 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #7 | gingerbread nylons | 166 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #19 | googly eye | 665 |
| #1122 | green beer | 7 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #404 | herb brownies | 50 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #48 | iGoogly | 524 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #177 | immense cyborg hand | 12 |
| #268 | incredibly creepy marionette | 11 |
| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #304 | killer rag doll | 10 |
| #295 | killing feather | 72 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #18 | length of string | 696 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #169 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 19 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #86 | miniature dormouse | 2 |
| #56 | monomolecular yo-yo | 886 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #38 | nanofiber cloth | 151 |
| #64 | night-vision goggles | 14 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #58 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #52 | peppermint tack | 15 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #556 | pet rock | 14 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #7 | pirate encryption key alpha | 18 |
| #7 | pirate encryption key bravo | 18 |
| #5 | pirate encryption key charlie | 18 |
| #6 | pirate encryption key delta | 18 |
| #214 | pirate shirt | 9 |
| #109 | plastic ingot | 159 |
| #268 | plastic passion fruit | 6 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #38 | porquoise necklace | 7 |
| #498 | possessed top | 11 |
| #82 | prehistoric spear | 39 |
| #246 | pumpkinhead mask | 32 |
| #325 | rag doll | 7 |
| #569 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 14 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #557 | robotronic egg | 50 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #8 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 101 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #153 | scroll of pasta summoning | 105 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #79 | silent M | 8 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #697 | spooky bark | 9 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #33 | spooky felt | 237 |
| #27 | spooky length of string | 423 |
| #235 | spooky sap | 44 |
| #28 | spooky stuffing | 235 |
| #29 | spooky toy wheel | 133 |
| #38 | spooky wooden block | 153 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #99 | stick-on-a-string | 39 |
| #145 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #55 | stuffed alien blob | 113 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #172 | stuffed gray blob | 256 |
| #8 | stuffing | 1,319 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #11 | sugarplum ration | 100 |
| #77 | sundae ration | 6 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #61 | teddy borg | 136 |
| #59 | theoretical string | 445 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 4 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #174 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #511 | tooth | 8 |
| #133 | toothsome rock | 72 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #289 | tortoise's blessing | 8 |
| #48 | toy crazy train | 155 |
| #76 | toy hoverpad | 319 |
| #60 | toy ray gun | 151 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #37 | toy space helmet | 199 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #44 | toy wheel | 144 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #40 | tree-eating kite | 642 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #243 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 51 |
| #182 | vibrating cyborg knife | 18 |
| #75 | wheel | 41 |
| #8 | wooden block | 489 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #190 | yo | 46 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |