Museum :: Sarge247

Sarge247

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#358	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#375	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#381	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#68	Crimboween memo	95
#55	Crimboysters Rockefeller	10
#56	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#285	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	3
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#379	Crimbuck	2,655
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#79	Elf Army machine parts	31
#12	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	7
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#374	Elf Guard MPC	1
#50	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#5	Elf Guard clipboard	11
#42	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	8
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#17	Elf Guard honor present	13
#18	Elf Guard insignia (general)	6
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#56	Elf Guard mouthknife	4
#48	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	6
#11	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	7
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#65	Kelflar vest	2
#15	Lil' Snowball Factory	14
#51	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	153
#13	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	855
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#404	Mob Penguin cellular phone	50
#84	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
#387	Sugar Cog	5
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#801	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	4
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#466	Valentine	59
#281	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#7	ancient Elf dessert spoon	6
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#172	asbestos stick	1
#46	astronaut pants	149
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#56	book of facts	2
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#39	boxed Apriling band helmet	2
#45	boxed bat wings	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#502	candy cane	73
#552	candy stake	11
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#33	coney haunch	11
#123	cookie cookie	5
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#36	dark chocolate egg	10
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#232	eggnog	77
#37	electrical thingamabob	549
#1560	elven suicide capsule	10
#607	empty blowgun	2
#25	evil googly eye	186
#71	evil teddy bear	200
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#885	fancy dress ball	11
#18	felt	352
#458	fire	12
#469	floaty sand	26
#101	floral print shirt	3
#184	fruitcake	117
#281	gingerbread bugbear	96
#596	gingerbread horror	10
#8	gingerbread nylons	166
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#692	golden ring	40
#20	googly eye	665
#1123	green beer	7
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#404	herb brownies	50
#102	hot wine	1
#48	iGoogly	524
#62	ice sickle	1
#176	immense cyborg hand	12
#269	incredibly creepy marionette	11
#636	iron pasta spoon	7
#385	jar of swamp gas	100
#318	java cookie	3
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#304	killer rag doll	10
#294	killing feather	72
#1688	kite	2
#813	kneecapping stick	11
#1001	knuckle sandwich	11
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#18	length of string	696
#179	long-stemmed rose	12
#168	mad scientist's sock monkey	19
#1086	marionette	1
#70	mime army challenge coin	1
#17	mime army infiltration glove	1
#16	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#85	miniature dormouse	2
#31	moai toai	12
#55	monomolecular yo-yo	886
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#1043	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#38	nanofiber cloth	151
#64	night-vision goggles	14
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#273	oversized fish scaler	12
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#56	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#49	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#54	peppermint tack	15
#90	perfect dark and stormy	1
#309	perl necklace	2
#555	pet rock	14
#429	petit fortran	2
#332	phish stick	3
#9	pirate encryption key alpha	18
#10	pirate encryption key bravo	18
#6	pirate encryption key charlie	18
#7	pirate encryption key delta	18
#214	pirate shirt	9
#109	plastic ingot	159
#273	plastic passion fruit	6
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#1612	pork elf goodies sack	1
#38	porquoise necklace	7
#498	possessed top	11
#83	prehistoric spear	39
#244	pumpkinhead mask	32
#326	rag doll	7
#568	razor-tipped yo-yo	14
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#229	red balloon	1
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#559	robotronic egg	50
#336	rogue swarmer	84
#136	ruby on canes	4
#10	rum-soaked fruitcake	101
#296	sawblade fragment	80
#154	scroll of pasta summoning	105
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#63	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#79	silent M	8
#334	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#713	sock monkey	3
#695	spooky bark	9
#1487	spooky eggnog	4
#33	spooky felt	237
#27	spooky length of string	423
#239	spooky sap	44
#28	spooky stuffing	235
#29	spooky toy wheel	133
#39	spooky wooden block	153
#105	stapler bear	1
#99	stick-on-a-string	39
#144	still-beating spleen	4
#55	stuffed alien blob	113
#2012	stuffed doppelshifter	3
#172	stuffed gray blob	256
#8	stuffing	1,319
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#13	sugarplum ration	100
#83	sundae ration	6
#924	support cummerbund	4
#60	teddy borg	136
#59	theoretical string	445
🥇	time sleigh	1
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2810	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#148	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	4
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#127	tiny plastic Crimbomination	4
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#153	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	4
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2788	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#369	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	3
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#1457	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#3976	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#2245	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	8
#333	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2152	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#354	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	3
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#944	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	8
#2151	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#3342	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#247	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	6
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3971	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#3971	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#368	tiny plastic mutant elf	3
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#3302	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6200	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2841	tiny plastic star starfish	6
#144	tiny plastic stocking mimic	4
#319	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
#2894	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#176	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
#511	tooth	8
#132	toothsome rock	72
#2068	top	1
#289	tortoise's blessing	8
#48	toy crazy train	155
#75	toy hoverpad	319
#60	toy ray gun	151
#1190	toy soldier	1
#37	toy space helmet	199
#522	toy train	4
#44	toy wheel	144
#216	transparent nog	2
#40	tree-eating kite	642
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#243	vampire duck-on-a-string	51
#181	vibrating cyborg knife	18
#75	wheel	41
#7	wooden block	489
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#190	yo	46
#2045	yo-yo	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 16,810 items total!

what items are this player missing?