| #736 | 30669 scroll | 4 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
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| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #661 | Crimbuck | 1,437 |
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| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
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| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
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| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
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| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #544 | colorful plastic ball | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #551 | disturbing fanfic | 158 |
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| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #521 | duct tape | 64 |
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| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
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| #9 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 14 |
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| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
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| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
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| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #834 | glowing red eye | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #559 | grouchy restless spirit | 10 |
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| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #564 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 145 |
| #596 | ice-cold Willer | 58 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #478 | inkwell | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1499 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #770 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
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| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #479 | phonics down | 110 |
| #532 | plot hole | 114 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
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| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #817 | robotronic egg | 35 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #481 | scroll of drastic healing | 111 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #195 | snake | 60 |
| #692 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #198 | sparkler | 60 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1017 | stone of eXtreme power | 4 |
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| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #538 | super-spiky hair gel | 108 |
| #459 | tattered scrap of paper | 7 |
| #722 | theoretical string | 14 |
| #743 | thin black candle | 97 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #677 | tiny house | 166 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1700 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #2199 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |