Museum :: Will the Warrior

Will the Warrior

Rank	Item	Quantity
#25	7-inch discus	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#53	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	4
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#44	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#301	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	19
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#25	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#51	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
#66	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	2
#47	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
#51	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#232	Feynman gate	50
#214	Frogade	1
#28	Gummi-DNA	112
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#4	Holiday Multitasking	1
#19	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#363	LED block	3
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#199	O'RLY manual	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#51	Rock Garden Guide	1
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#5	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	2
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#13	Slotter	1
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#55	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	2
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#23	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	2
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#352	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	5
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
#348	anniversary gift box	8
#769	aspirin	1
#302	asshat	5
#557	astronaut pants	14
#1582	awful poetry journal	4
#81	baby chest mimic	1
#78	baby rigging snake	1
#2042	ball	1
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#286	battered Crimbo Crate	44
#492	bi-lateral logic compressor	5
#777	black-and-blue light	6
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#785	blue plasma ball	5
#56	book of facts	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#495	bottle of vodka	27
#973	box of sunshine	253
#77	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#79	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#76	boxed august scepter	1
#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#787	buckyball	5
#333	bunch of bananas	12
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#57	can of franks 'n' beans	4
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1674	candied yams	4
#325	candy cane	116
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#61	candy stake	97
#558	canteen of wine	47
#193	capacitor relay	63
#577	carbon nanotube frame	18
#151	chaos butterfly	2,171
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#47	chocolate-frosted king cake	32
#1037	chunk of depleted Grimacite	8
#72	closed-circuit phone system	1
#177	colorful plastic ball	300
🥉	control crystal	1
#33	crated wardrobe-o-matic	1
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#59	crystallized memory	4
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#68	deed to Oliver's Place	1
#244	delicious salad	218
#10	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	2
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#49	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
#214	disintegrating sheet music	21
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#216	divine blowout	91
#508	divine can of silly string	2
#330	divine champagne popper	7
#367	divine cracker	5
#351	divine noisemaker	13
#953	dollhive	5
#522	drab sonata	5
#144	dry martini	5
#249	dusty Crimbo crate	40
#2346	easter egg balloon	8
#49	elf army field rations	1
#1268	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#260	elven cellocello	41
#817	elven moonshine	10
#1396	elven socks	1
#300	elven suicide capsule	38
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#796	evil teddy bear	14
#106	eyepatch	114
#1468	fake fake vomit	7
#442	fancy but probably evil chocolate	13
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#656	ferret bait	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#376	fetid feather	18
#237	flaming feather	51
#373	flirtatious feather	15
#151	floaty gravel	1
#65	floaty inverse geode	3
#404	floaty sand	35
#326	foolscap fool's cap	9
#32	free boots	1
#278	frightful feather	35
#261	frozen feather	41
#324	fruitcake	68
#179	fudgecycle	1
#18	gingerbeard	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#608	gingerbread house	1
#467	gingerbread mutant bugbear	8
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#692	golden ring	40
#1431	googly eye	6
#984	gray bow tie	4
#341	green glowstick	5
#841	green snowcone	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#117	grouchy restless spirit	284
#5338	grue egg	1
#349	guitar pick	8
#34	gunwale	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#157	herringcello	51
#318	hippy medical kit	8
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#74	in-the-box spring shoes	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#183	ion grid	81
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#854	jar of swamp gas	12
#418	jawbruiser	6
#1828	jazz soap	1
#22	jumping horseradish	150
#703	killer rag doll	3
#1782	killing feather	25
#376	kiwi	1
#335	knuckle sandwich	74
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#212	lavender candy heart	136
#304	lemon	164
#346	lesser grodulated violet	3
#975	licorice garrote	3
#1028	logic synthesizer	7
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#341	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#325	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#143	magical pony: Uniquity	20
#836	maple syrup	1
#65	massive wrench	1
#27	mint condition magnifying glass	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#1662	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#25	mummified entombed cookbookbat	2
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#178	nanite-infested candy cane	92
#846	nanite-infested eggnog	6
#720	nanite-infested fruitcake	7
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#363	night-vision goggles	5
#2436	oozenog	1
#923	orange candy heart	4
#444	orange snowcone	20
#66	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#56	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#33	packaged model train set	2
#265	pair of bolt cutters	9
#86	pair of ragged claws	4
#625	passable elf mask	8
#759	patent leather shoes	7
#464	penguin focaccia bread	30
#606	penguin thesaurus	11
#625	personalized coffee mug	46
#116	pet anchor	1
#28	petrified wood	346
#332	phish stick	3
#51	pile of loose snow	3
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#42	portable ping-pong table	1
#663	possessed top	9
#95	potato alarm clock	1
#96	prank Crimbo card	1
#618	prehistoric spear	6
#128	psycho sweater	3
#57	punching mirror	1
#694	purple snowcone	4
#598	radio button candy	1
#557	ram stick	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#735	red snowcone	2
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#615	reverse-oscillating klystron	4
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#1932	rogue swarmer	29
#92	sandcastle	1
#422	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#411	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	2
#322	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	5
#352	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	3
#246	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	25
#185	seal tooth	112
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#829	servomechanical torsion facilitator	2
#63	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#64	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	1
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#76	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
#58	spiced rum	18
#23	spooky bark	654
#50	spooky eggnog	81
#29	spooky sap	361
#24	squamous polyp	2
#2248	stainless steel slacks	1
#1029	stick	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#1333	stray chihuahua	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#912	stuffed shoulder parrot	23
#570	sturdy Crimbo crate	24
#649	sub-molecular interocitor	3
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#307	tangerine	1
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1592	teddy borg	2
#169	throbbing rage gland	2
#175	throwing wrench	14
🥇	time sleigh	1
#244	tin magnolia	15
#722	tiny bottle of absinthe	5
#713	tiny house	142
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#4	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#369	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	3
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#521	toast	1,788
#123	toast with jam	1
#1620	tofurkey gravy	4
#1611	tofurkey leg	4
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#673	toothsome rock	14
#2068	top	1
#1202	toy crazy train	5
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#726	toy jet pack	10
#539	toy mercenary	12
#536	toy ray gun	17
#595	toy space helmet	13
#478	tree skirt	1
#766	tree-eating kite	36
#73	trick coin	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#383	twinkly powder	4
#1649	twitching claw	1
#33	unevolved organism	1
#42	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#376	unstable DNA	138
#2235	unstable laser battery	20
#366	upsy daisy	3
#872	vampire duck-on-a-string	10
#229	very overdue library book	1
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#181	viking helmet	97
#51	vinyl shield	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#40	whalegun	1
#649	wheel	5
#183	white candy heart	209
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#84	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#138	yellow glowstick	10
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#443	yo	21
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 10,472 items total!

what items are this player missing?