| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #677 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #540 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #462 | Boss Bat britches | 32 |
| #403 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #585 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #487 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #58 | Now and Earlier | 106 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #523 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1138 | badass belt | 48 |
| #470 | ball | 13 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3271 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #627 | candy cane | 58 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #2495 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1813 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #300 | dollhive | 33 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #569 | easter egg balloon | 42 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1200 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #649 | felt | 14 |
| #158 | filthy lucre | 175 |
| #1136 | fire | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #393 | fruitcake | 56 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2261 | golden ring | 25 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #49 | green glowstick | 15 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #738 | grue egg | 36 |
| #226 | grue egg omelette | 13 |
| #4017 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #314 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1043 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #184 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #777 | pet rock | 10 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #176 | portable corkscrew | 32 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3664 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3659 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #334 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1074 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #372 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #390 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #30 | stick-on-a-string | 84 |
| #495 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #381 | string of green beads | 30 |
| #341 | string of red beads | 32 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #7009 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1173 | stuffed angry cow | 43 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7025 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6846 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #2479 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #6370 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #5749 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6290 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5814 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5795 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6994 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5780 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #764 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #1006 | teddy borg | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #443 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1415 | yo-yo | 9 |