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| #672 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #542 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #462 | Boss Bat britches | 32 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #588 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #486 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #57 | Now and Earlier | 106 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #470 | ball | 13 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #626 | candy cane | 58 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #299 | dollhive | 33 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #570 | easter egg balloon | 42 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #646 | felt | 14 |
| #157 | filthy lucre | 175 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #392 | fruitcake | 56 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2263 | golden ring | 25 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #49 | green glowstick | 15 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg | 36 |
| #227 | grue egg omelette | 13 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #315 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #778 | pet rock | 10 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #175 | portable corkscrew | 32 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #30 | stick-on-a-string | 84 |
| #496 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #381 | string of green beads | 30 |
| #341 | string of red beads | 32 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1168 | stuffed angry cow | 43 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #1007 | teddy borg | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1413 | yo-yo | 9 |