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RankItemQuantity
#916Amulet of Yendor12
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#528Colander of Em-er'il5
#143Cold Hots candy100
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#660Disco 'Fro Pick5
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#389El Sombrero De Lopez6
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#1688Feynman gate1
#14Gnollish toolbox1,000
#5Knob Goblin steroids6,000
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#141Mob Penguin cellular phone159
#23Penultimate Fantasy chest3,156
#30Rock Pops2,000
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#179Valentine200
#26Wand of Nagamar150
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#58Yummy Tummy bean4,000
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1972badass belt27
#494bag of airline peanuts61
#2042ball1
#13batblade1,000
#788beertini1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#1132bottle of goofballs22
#28bow10
#7455box of sunshine1
#1076brick26
#94broken cellular phone80
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#87cheap toaster19
#536clown hammer52
#26comfy blanket1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#700defective skull25
#1640doll house1
#17drab sonata1,000
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#52dwarf bread100
#1181easter egg balloon21
#871empty blowgun1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#520explosion-flavored chewing gum55
#23f3d0r41,000
#572fake fake vomit56
#613fake hand44
#1008fake plastic grass1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#1764fire1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#162furry fur1,000
#115fuzzy dice22
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#723gloomy black mushroom4
#2658googly eye1
#97grave robbing shovel26
🥈green traffic cone1
#1145grue egg23
#10hair spray25,000
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#724jazz soap37
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#639joybuzzer45
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#241large box32
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1751length of string1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#570lovecat tail1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1318mafia aria7
#557magical ice cube with a fly in it53
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#642orange glowstick3
#86oyster basket100
#678pet rock11
#702pet rock "Groucho" disguise30
#581pet rock "Snooty" disguise51
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#49pixellated candy heart467
#754plastic passion fruit1
#2221possessed top1
#812potted cactus1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#24pygmy bugbear shaman1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#9red traffic cone1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1431[2108]rock1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#558rubber emo roe57
#63salty dog2,000
#29seal-clubbing club8,000
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#53skeleton bone2,000
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#188small box42
#1348sock monkey1
#42soft green echo eyedrop antidote4,000
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#12spooky scarecrow222
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#29star chart1,000
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#1931stringy sinew1
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#7027stuffed baby gravy fairy3
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#6331stuffed hand turkey4
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#7047stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#5739stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#6346stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#2643stuffing1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#35super-spiky hair gel4,000
#220support cummerbund36
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#120tomato juice of powerful power30
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#3145tree-eating kite1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1538wheel1
#453whoopie cushion72
#626wind-up chattering teeth49
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1078x-ray specs7
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#549yellow snowcone61
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#38yellow traffic cone1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 69,129 items total!

what items are this player missing?