| #182 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 20 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #59 | Boris's key lime pie | 28 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbo ukulele | 4 |
| #319 | Crimboween memo | 28 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #270 | Feynman gate | 44 |
| #47 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 30 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 22 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 32 |
| #226 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 24 |
| #245 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 18 |
| #229 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 19 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #248 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 38 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #205 | Orcish baseball cap | 19 |
| #193 | Orcish cargo shorts | 18 |
| #594 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #70 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 22 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #149 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 28 |
| #517 | antique greaves | 7 |
| #551 | antique helmet | 6 |
| #525 | antique shield | 7 |
| #690 | antique spear | 3 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #240 | astronaut pants | 38 |
| #67 | atomic vector plotter | 70 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #230 | ball | 28 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #169 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #61 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 70 |
| #351 | big red clown nose | 17 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #425 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #137 | black striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #364 | bloody clown pants | 14 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #128 | blue plastic oyster egg | 34 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #486 | bugbear beanie | 10 |
| #363 | bugbear bungguard | 14 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #613 | candy cane | 59 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #170 | candy stake | 26 |
| #366 | capacitor relay | 32 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #397 | clown shoes | 6 |
| #557 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #62 | computronic processing unit | 70 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #488 | cornuthaum | 6 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #56 | digital key lime pie | 28 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #139 | duck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #383 | eXtreme mittens | 9 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #233 | eggnog | 77 |
| #190 | elven cellocello | 47 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #296 | eyepatch | 25 |
| #111 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 32 |
| #326 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #316 | fancy dress ball | 45 |
| #186 | felt | 41 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #305 | filthy corduroys | 24 |
| #318 | filthy knitted dread sack | 20 |
| #175 | fire | 34 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #341 | foolscap fool's cap | 8 |
| #334 | fruitcake | 66 |
| #90 | furry pants | 10 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #495 | giant discarded bottlecap | 10 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #376 | gingerbread bugbear | 65 |
| #202 | gingerbread horror | 22 |
| #325 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #421 | googly eye | 32 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #952 | grue egg | 28 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #295 | herringcello | 37 |
| #249 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 11 |
| #66 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 70 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #334 | incredibly creepy marionette | 10 |
| #418 | ion grid | 29 |
| #64 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 70 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #304 | killer rag doll | 10 |
| #40 | kite | 114 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #193 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #282 | logic synthesizer | 43 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #89 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 30 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #88 | marionette | 13 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #147 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #417 | mauve striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #148 | miner's helmet | 25 |
| #180 | miner's pants | 19 |
| #362 | mushroom fermenting solution | 23 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #357 | ninja hot pants | 9 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #378 | penguin focaccia bread | 33 |
| #77 | pet rock | 91 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #580 | possessed top | 10 |
| #347 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #55 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #111 | prehistoric spear | 29 |
| #32 | pretty bouquet | 294 |
| #672 | pretty flower | 83 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #155 | puce plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #63 | quantum polarity inducer | 70 |
| #298 | rag doll | 8 |
| #477 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 18 |
| #69 | recursive spline reticulator | 70 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #467 | red striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #74 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 70 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #177 | [2108]rock | 23 |
| #71 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 70 |
| #172 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #347 | sock monkey | 8 |
| #140 | spooky eggnog | 27 |
| #560 | spooky felt | 16 |
| #278 | spooky length of string | 44 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #121 | spooky stuffing | 58 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #310 | spooky wooden block | 24 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #97 | star hat | 20 |
| #53 | star key lime pie | 26 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #343 | stick | 8 |
| #99 | stick-on-a-string | 39 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #223 | stringy sinew | 47 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #757 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 28 |
| #166 | stuffing | 51 |
| #69 | sub-molecular interocitor | 70 |
| #185 | swashbuckling pants | 28 |
| #123 | teddy bear | 52 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 8 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 7 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #149 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 8 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 8 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 8 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #218 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #137 | tooth | 30 |
| #124 | toothsome rock | 76 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #344 | toy crazy train | 29 |
| #218 | toy jet pack | 38 |
| #221 | toy mercenary | 34 |
| #279 | toy ray gun | 38 |
| #228 | toy soldier | 8 |
| #250 | toy space helmet | 38 |
| #47 | toy train | 29 |
| #221 | toy wheel | 40 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #277 | tree-eating kite | 135 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #85 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #337 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 33 |
| #600 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #107 | wheel | 29 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #376 | wolf mask | 55 |
| #73 | wooden block | 40 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #128 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 34 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #363 | yellow striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #75 | yo | 100 |
| #479 | yo-yo | 64 |