| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuck | 4,580 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #765 | Goodfella contract | 7 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #237 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #250 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #74 | bubble-wrap simulator | 13 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1730 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1018 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #607 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1493 | killing feather | 32 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #420 | laser-broiled pear | 21 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #321 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1227 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #614 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #598 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #470 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1115 | robotronic egg | 23 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1655 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #387 | sub-molecular interocitor | 9 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #661 | unstable laser battery | 56 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |