| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #865 | Amulet of Yendor | 14 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #353 | Crown of the Goblin King | 67 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2024 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #99 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 88 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #26 | M-242 | 1,000 |
| #242 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 95 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #115 | Professor What T-Shirt | 6 |
| #318 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #105 | Senior Mints | 153 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #297 | Snow Queen Crown | 9 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #257 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 58 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #810 | badass belt | 65 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #152 | ballast turtle | 2 |
| #364 | banana | 13 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #448 | bottle of goofballs | 57 |
| #562 | brick | 67 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #768 | candy cane | 47 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #423 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 25 |
| #1359 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #373 | cymbal syrup | 17 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1094 | defective skull | 8 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #228 | drywall axe | 61 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #284 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 2 |
| #349 | easter egg balloon | 60 |
| #558 | encoder ring | 23 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1297 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #1472 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #418 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #353 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #780 | ghuol egg | 9 |
| #328 | giant discarded bottlecap | 16 |
| #356 | giant discarded plastic fork | 28 |
| #242 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 19 |
| #272 | giant pinky ring | 58 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #385 | grue egg | 65 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #473 | jazz soap | 63 |
| #1329 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1164 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #562 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #511 | mood ring | 9 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #1223 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #305 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| #219 | pail | 60 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1229 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #59 | piece of wedding cake | 217 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #159 | punk rock jacket | 5 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #664 | roll of toilet paper | 104 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #148 | security flashlight | 7 |
| #377 | shiny ring | 68 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #25 | snake | 1,000 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #23 | sparkler | 1,000 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #287 | spray paint | 8 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #396 | support cummerbund | 17 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #200 | top | 21 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #991 | towel | 6 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1510 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |