| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #634 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #695 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #940 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1639 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #809 | capacitor relay | 11 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #229 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #562 | dollhive | 13 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #76 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #687 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #130 | iGoogly | 187 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #927 | ion grid | 10 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #226 | monomolecular yo-yo | 306 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #157 | nanofiber cloth | 40 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #740 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #11 | psycho sweater | 15 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #704 | robotronic egg | 41 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #554 | rogue swarmer | 71 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #627 | sawblade fragment | 62 |
| #640 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #2559 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2563 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #2922 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2781 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #82 | synthetic stuffing | 189 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #118 | toy hoverpad | 211 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #883 | unstable DNA | 48 |
| #586 | unstable laser battery | 59 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |