| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #695 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #939 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #884 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1530 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1976 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1279 | candied yams | 6 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1640 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #809 | capacitor relay | 11 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #230 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #561 | dollhive | 13 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #688 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #130 | iGoogly | 187 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #927 | ion grid | 10 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #226 | monomolecular yo-yo | 306 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #157 | nanofiber cloth | 40 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #11 | psycho sweater | 15 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #702 | robotronic egg | 41 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #553 | rogue swarmer | 71 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #627 | sawblade fragment | 62 |
| #643 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #82 | synthetic stuffing | 189 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #118 | toy hoverpad | 211 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #883 | unstable DNA | 48 |
| #585 | unstable laser battery | 59 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |