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| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #28 | Feynman gate | 505 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #754 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #19 | astronaut pants | 305 |
| #34 | atomic vector plotter | 106 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #434 | black candy heart | 16 |
| #601 | black-and-blue light | 32 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #235 | blue class ring | 15 |
| #712 | blue plasma ball | 12 |
| #494 | brick | 79 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #688 | cheap studded belt | 8 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #424 | cymbal syrup | 12 |
| #1208 | defective skull | 5 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #933 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #405 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 72 |
| #466 | fake fake vomit | 71 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #721 | flavored foot massage oil | 6 |
| #645 | foam dart | 12 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #569 | googly eye | 23 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #119 | helmet turtle | 1,000 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #119 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 36 |
| #157 | iGoogly | 162 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #491 | jazz soap | 61 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #195 | nanofiber cloth | 32 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #104 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #692 | personal massager | 2 |
| #547 | personalized coffee mug | 78 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #295 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #30 | quantum polarity inducer | 145 |
| #22 | recursive spline reticulator | 168 |
| #200 | red class ring | 76 |
| #438 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 8 |
| #412 | roll of toilet paper | 217 |
| #1568 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #314 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 12 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #32 | spooky stuffing | 227 |
| #310 | spooky wooden block | 24 |
| #681 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 8 |
| #184 | stringy sinew | 56 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #144 | sub-molecular interocitor | 26 |
| #93 | synthetic stuffing | 171 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #162 | theoretical string | 155 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1178 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #111 | tofurkey nugget | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #156 | toy hoverpad | 153 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #214 | white class ring | 48 |
| #603 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #564 | wind-up chattering teeth | 57 |
| #1266 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #63 | yam candy | 4 |
| #439 | yellow snowcone | 79 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |