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| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #790 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
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| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
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| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #124 | Sugar Cog | 25 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #479 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #432 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
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| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
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| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
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| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1650 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #303 | dwarf bread | 14 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
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| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
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| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
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| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1349 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #1747 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
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| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #80 | guano coffee cup | 120 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #2083 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #484 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #1294 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1372 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1684 | pet rock | 3 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1714 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #231 | rag doll | 10 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1084 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #773 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #808 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
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| #893 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #425 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
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| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
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| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #292 | sugar-coated pine cone | 9 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2297 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #70 | toothbrush | 30 |
| #768 | top | 6 |
| #566 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2535 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #119 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #513 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #846 | yo-yo | 26 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |