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| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #685 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #697 | Daffy Taffy | 40 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
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| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #123 | Sugar Cog | 25 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
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| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
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| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
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| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
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| #645 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #158 | candy brain | 30 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
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| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1644 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #301 | dwarf bread | 14 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #654 | googly eye | 20 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #79 | guano coffee cup | 120 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #484 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #230 | rag doll | 10 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #427 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #754 | stuffed doppelshifter | 15 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #292 | sugar-coated pine cone | 9 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #70 | toothbrush | 30 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1080 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #847 | yo-yo | 26 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |