| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 18 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 7 |
| #131 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 3 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 6 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 4 |
| #100 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 5 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #68 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 9 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 17 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 5 |
| #261 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 9 |
| #252 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 4 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #162 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 24 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 7 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 18 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 6 |
| #197 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 16 |
| #127 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #25 | Skully's hot chocolate | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1251 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #6542 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #155 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #467 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1933 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2506 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1886 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1218 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #803 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #5715 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7831 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5315 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7821 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6197 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5809 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5782 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #393 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 5 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #726 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #1699 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #894 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1040 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #782 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |