| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 18 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 7 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 3 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 6 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 4 |
| #100 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 5 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #68 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 9 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 17 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 5 |
| #261 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 9 |
| #252 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 4 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #162 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 24 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 7 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 18 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 6 |
| #197 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 16 |
| #126 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #25 | Skully's hot chocolate | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #92 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 5 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #1701 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |