| #39 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #158 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 42 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #285 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 9 |
| #306 | Blood Light | 12 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #195 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| #106 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #15 | Celsius 233 | 4 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #27 | Crimbo salad | 17 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #126 | FDKOL commendation | 6,067 |
| #36 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 8 |
| #10 | Inner Strength | 19 |
| #53 | Inner Truth | 5 |
| #39 | Inner Wisdom | 6 |
| #67 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #405 | NPZR chemistry set | 7 |
| #89 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #18 | Red Pill | 27 |
| #335 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #6 | The Big Book of Communism | 3 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #9 | Underworld sapling | 3 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | bark rootbeer | 15 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #46 | blank diary | 3 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #35 | bread line | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #12 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 3 |
| #143 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 14 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #14 | candy harmonica | 16 |
| #9 | chakra sludge | 121 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #5 | circle drum | 3 |
| #181 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #8 | coarse hemp socks | 3 |
| #35 | communal gobstopper | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #17 | deluxe fax machine | 10 |
| #9 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 9 |
| #93 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| 🥈 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 6 |
| #11 | elf ploughshare | 3 |
| #4 | elven tambourine | 3 |
| #1038 | empty agua de vida bottle | 14 |
| #12 | faded green protest sign | 3 |
| #10 | faded red protest sign | 3 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #27 | hemp candy necklace | 19 |
| #62 | herringcello | 103 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | iron chain | 3 |
| #129 | irradiated candy cane | 25 |
| #6 | little red book | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #13 | multi-level marzipan | 20 |
| #6 | nasty-smelling moss | 3 |
| #53 | negative lump | 3,551 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #16 | nuclear stockpile | 3 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #602 | paperclip | 54 |
| #99 | passable elf mask | 25 |
| #34 | peppermint-scented socks | 14 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
| #51 | pile of loose snow | 3 |
| #5 | pine cone | 3 |
| #65 | pipe wrench | 2 |
| #95 | pocketwatch on a chain | 17 |
| #69 | poison pen | 14 |
| #84 | polyalloy shield | 20 |
| #15 | powdered powdered sugar | 15 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #20 | red ale | 21 |
| #9 | red armband | 3 |
| #6 | reindeer hammer | 3 |
| #5 | reindeer sickle | 3 |
| #20 | reusable shopping bag | 3 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #23 | spiritual candy cane | 7 |
| #27 | spiritual eggnog | 7 |
| #22 | spiritual fruitcake | 8 |
| #26 | spiritual gingerbread | 8 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #148 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 3 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 3 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 3 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 3 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 3 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 3 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 3 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Krampus | 3 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Mirth | 3 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Penny | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 3 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 3 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #34 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 3 |
| #31 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic chem lab | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #20 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic food lab | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime executive | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 3 |
| #17 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 3 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #20 | tiny plastic nog lab | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic orphan | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic primary lab | 3 |
| #23 | tiny plastic reindeer | 3 |
| #20 | tiny plastic sea elf | 3 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 3 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #111 | unearthed potsherd | 38 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #298 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 20 |
| #215 | volcanic ash | 28 |
| #10 | warehouse key | 88 |