TweedCap

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#1688Feynman gate1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#669LED block1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#374NG1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#574Tiki lighter1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#682annoying pitchfork3
#1061anticheese1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#106automatic catapult1
#358bätzle1
#1849baby killer bee1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#217baconstone pendant2
#122baconstone ring2
#1719bag of airline peanuts2
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#122bar whip1
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#88barskin loincloth1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#59basic meat foon1
#144basic meat helmet1
#100basic meat kilt1
#86basic meat skirt1
#151basic meat spork1
#114basic meat staff1
#112basic meat sword2
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#813black snowcone1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#410blue paisley oyster egg9
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#877blue snowcone1
#761blue striped oyster egg6
#142blundarrrbus4
#980borg sock monkey1
#279boring spaghetti1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#156box turtle2
#95brass stinger6
#96bubble bauble bow1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#55bubblewrap staff1
#98bubblewrap sword1
#565bubbly potion10
#1627buckyball1
#108buffalo blade1
#534calle de miel1
#98can cannon1
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#3830candy stake1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#57cardboard staff1
#95cardboard sword1
#77carob cannon1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#148chocolate spurs5
#452chrome crossbow1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#501cloudy potion14
#1795clown hammer1
#115clown whip1
#185clown wig1
#239clownskin belt1
#111clownskin buckler1
#202clownskin harness1
#154cologne of contempt1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#224cordial of concentration1
#705cornuthaum2
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#104curdflinger1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#494dark potion15
#618deck of tropical cards1
#468delicious noodles1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#93demon buckler1
#97demon whip1
#134demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#49dense meat crossbow1
#63dense meat staff1
#84dense meat sword1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#703effervescent potion5
#124enchantlers1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1643explosion-flavored chewing gum2
#116eye-pod5
#1807fake fake vomit2
#1540fake hand3
#291false eyelashes1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#136fancy schmancy cheese sauce1
#2393felt1
#322fettucini Inconnu1
#303fez of etymology1
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#1764fire1
#564fizzy potion10
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#63flypaper staff1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#72foon of fearfulness1
#66foon of fleshiness1
#67foon of foulness1
#66foon of frigidity1
#70foon of fulmination1
#99football helmet1
#3426fruitcake1
#64furry green earmuffs1
#129furry green turtle2
#86furry kilt1
#427furry pants1
#67furry skirt1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#78giant cheesestick1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#72glistening staff1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#79gnauga hide kilt1
#48gnauga hide skirt1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#2776golden ring1
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#2658googly eye1
#80goulauncher1
#122grease gun1
#841green snowcone1
#5338grue egg1
#1225gyroscope1
#88hairy staff1
#116hamethyst bracelet2
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#133hamethyst ring2
#236handmade hobby horse1
#375helmet turtle129
#2516herbal stuffing1
#605hermit permit1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#161hippo whip1
#77hippopotamus kilt1
#125hippopotamus pants1
#57hippopotamus skirt1
#148hipposkin poncho1
#433horizontal tango1
#62hot cross bow1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1604iGoogly1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#683irate sombrero1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#1828jazz soap1
#499kickback cookbook1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2542killing feather1
#2060kite1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#151knobby helmet turtle2
#68knobby kneepads1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#331lead necklace29
#206lead yo-yo1
#1751length of string1
#624lihc eye pie1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#216magnifying glass3
#277many-eyed glasses6
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#118meat cowboy hat1
#235meatcar model2
#136meatloaf helmet1
#132meatspout staff1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#199menorette1
#266menudo ravioli1
#545milky potion11
#606mind flayer corpse7
#123miniature espresso maker1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#198moonglasses3
#152muculent machete1
#522murky potion11
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#218oil of expertise1
#232oil of slipperiness1
#218oil of stability1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#329ointment of the occult1
#861orange snowcone1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#186painful penne pasta1
#205palm-frond toupee3
#80paper-plate-mail pants1
#150penguin shorts1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#192penguin whip1
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#100pentacorn hat1
#472perpendicular hula1
#104pestoblade1
#2716pet rock1
#368philter of phorce1
#87pimpin' meat hat1
#594pink pony1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#2221possessed top1
#143potato pistol1
#236potion of potency1
#389potion of temporary gr8ness1
#74poutine pole1
#243pr0n m4nic0tti1
#1150prehistoric spear2
#77projectile icemaker1
#382prosthetic forehead4
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#306puce polka-dot oyster egg12
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#66pulled porquoise earring1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#93pulled porquoise ring1
#890purple snowcone1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#100raspberry beret1
#327ratini1
#223ravioli della hippy1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#845red snowcone1
#73reinforced furry underpants1
#72repeating crossbow1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#368ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#376ring of conflict1
#341ring of gain strength1
#414ring of increase damage1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1965robotronic egg1
#486[2108]rock9
#454rockin' wagon1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#624royal jelly5
#1772rubber emo roe2
#96sack of doorknobs1
#97sauce of the ages1
#39savory crossbow1
#41savory staff1
#57savory sword1
#2589sawblade fragment1
#68sebaceous shield1
#104sequined fez1
#412serum of sarcasm1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#210set of jacks1
#119sewer turtle2
#302shock collar2
#90shuddersword1
#201skeletortoise1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#546slap and tickle1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#149smile-sharpening stone1
#526smoky potion12
#57smoldering staff1
#1348sock monkey1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#83solid baconstone earring1
#79solid baconstone necklace1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#72soylent staff1
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#224spicy noodles1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#69squeaky staff1
#67starchy crossbow1
#57starchy staff1
#69starchy sword1
#1029stick1
#884stick-on-a-string3
#87sticky meat kilt1
#111sticky meat pants1
#62sticky meat skirt1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#1708stringy sinew2
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#2643stuffing1
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#45styrofoam staff1
#90styrofoam sword1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#595sucky decal2
#175suede shortsword1
#472swirly potion15
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#172sword of static1
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#148targeting chip5
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#1434theoretical string1
#142tighty whiteys1
#96tiny Mountie hat6
#157tiny balloon knife5
#159tiny knife and fork4
#34tiny makeup kit6
#178tiny maracas5
#42tiny nose-bone fetish5
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#441tomato juice of powerful power1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#1590toy hoverpad1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#93troutpiece1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#110union scalemail pants1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#728urinal cake1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1043viking helmet1
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#896vorpal blade1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#934wheel3
#122white snakeskin duster1
#88white whip1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#89wiffle-flail1
#1221wooden block1
#102wooden salad bowl1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#176yak anorak1
#80yak toupee1
#118yak whip1
#109yakskin buckler1
#80yakskin kilt1
#106yakskin pants1
#63yakskin skirt1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1777yellow snowcone3
#1803yo2
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,025 items total!

what items are this player missing?