| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #121 | Crimboween memo | 67 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #127 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 74 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #335 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 63 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #579 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #136 | astronaut pants | 63 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #422 | candy cane | 89 |
| #714 | candy stake | 9 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #795 | club necklace | 9 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #64 | cyborg doll | 26 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #270 | evil teddy bear | 56 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #326 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #240 | fancy dress ball | 63 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #650 | fire | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #261 | fruitcake | 90 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #581 | heart necklace | 12 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #835 | iGoogly | 14 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #176 | incredibly creepy marionette | 17 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | killer rag doll | 8 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #150 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 20 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #531 | monomolecular yo-yo | 105 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #46 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 138 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #162 | pet rock | 47 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #82 | possessed top | 67 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #503 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #269 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 33 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #438 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 8 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1394 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #542 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 13 |
| #643 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #370 | spade necklace | 17 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #242 | spooky toy wheel | 21 |
| #493 | stick-on-a-string | 9 |
| #209 | stringy sinew | 50 |
| #1119 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 43 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1383 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 37 |
| #358 | stuffed alien blob | 17 |
| #1398 | stuffed angry cow | 36 |
| #1086 | stuffed astral badger | 47 |
| #1862 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1206 | stuffed cocoabo | 40 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #334 | stuffed doppelshifter | 43 |
| #1201 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1721 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #768 | stuffed gray blob | 32 |
| #1357 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #1210 | stuffed mind flayer | 43 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1511 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #921 | stuffed snowy owl | 51 |
| #1059 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1405 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1250 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #175 | support cummerbund | 48 |
| 🥈 | tambourine | 35,038 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #380 | teddy bear | 18 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #769 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #757 | tofurkey leg | 11 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #511 | tooth | 8 |
| #304 | toothsome rock | 36 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #290 | toy crazy train | 33 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #335 | toy jet pack | 23 |
| #184 | toy mercenary | 40 |
| #296 | toy ray gun | 35 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #166 | toy space helmet | 55 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #201 | tree-eating kite | 185 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1282 | unstable laser battery | 40 |
| #423 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 25 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #236 | wheel | 15 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #231 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #752 | yo | 11 |
| #737 | yo-yo | 33 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |