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| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
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| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #142 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1795 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #564 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 12 |
| #129 | Ram's Face Lager | 456 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #393 | astral mushroom | 23 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #663 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1593 | ball | 2 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #816 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #745 | brick | 47 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #816 | chaos butterfly | 77 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #643 | disease | 9 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1729 | duct tape | 5 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1418 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #540 | fetid feather | 6 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1456 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #466 | flange | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #593 | flirtatious feather | 4 |
| #618 | frightful feather | 4 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #672 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #805 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #529 | gauze garter | 3 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #734 | green candy heart | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #583 | grouchy restless spirit | 9 |
| #2677 | grue egg | 7 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #171 | ice stein | 2 |
| #139 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 89 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #499 | meat engine | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #77 | mojo filter | 29 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #586 | mummy wrapping | 10 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1684 | pet rock | 3 |
| #737 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 11 |
| #652 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1714 | possessed top | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #359 | razor-sharp can lid | 38 |
| #1203 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #112 | red pixel potion | 50 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1949 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4508 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #1482 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5815 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4489 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #4310 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4953 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4312 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #454 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 21 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #897 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #814 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #112 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 154 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1676 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |