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| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
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| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1794 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #565 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 12 |
| #128 | Ram's Face Lager | 456 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #394 | astral mushroom | 23 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #661 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
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| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #815 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #743 | brick | 47 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #815 | chaos butterfly | 77 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #641 | disease | 9 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #539 | fetid feather | 6 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #467 | flange | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #592 | flirtatious feather | 4 |
| #616 | frightful feather | 4 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #671 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #529 | gauze garter | 3 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #736 | green candy heart | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #580 | grouchy restless spirit | 9 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #137 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 89 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #77 | mojo filter | 29 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #586 | mummy wrapping | 10 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #736 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 11 |
| #654 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #357 | razor-sharp can lid | 38 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #111 | red pixel potion | 50 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #455 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 21 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #896 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #952 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #111 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 154 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |