Museum :: Underlord76

Underlord76

Rank	Item	Quantity
#911	1-ball	3
#327	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	25
#78	25-meat staff	2
#1455	3-ball	1
#475	30669 scroll	13
#513	33398 scroll	23
#406	334 scroll	12
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#158	64067 scroll	3
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1486	7-ball	1
#1777	8-ball	3
#1339	Amulet of Yendor	2
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#894	Angry Farmer candy	49
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#170	Blatantly Canadian	20
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#925	Boris's ring	1
#318	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	24
#99	Cherry Cloaca Cola	22
#150	Cloaca grenade	111
#372	Cloaca-Cola	100
#103	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	33
#129	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	18
#162	Cloaca-Cola helmet	13
#176	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	17
#206	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#96	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	8
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#122	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	7
#627	Crown of the Goblin King	40
#1562	Daffy Taffy	7
#77	Diet Cloaca Cola	22
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#83	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	83
#186	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	66
#40	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	61
#174	Doc's Miracle Cure	9
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#270	Dyspepsi grenade	51
#586	Dyspepsi-Cola	103
#83	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	30
#177	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#303	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#347	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	8
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#365	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	6
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#815	Ent cider	4
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1166	Feynman gate	5
#77	Frogade	10
#50	Gnollish autoplunger	7
#55	Gnollish casserole dish	20
#80	Gnollish flyswatter	42
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#251	Gnollish pie tin	15
#76	Gnollish plunger	37
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#235	Gnollish toolbox	21
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#44	Hell broth	13
#29	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	14
#802	Imp Ale	110
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#507	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#433	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	17
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#280	Knob Goblin elite helm	21
#281	Knob Goblin elite pants	20
#242	Knob Goblin elite polearm	22
#246	Knob Goblin firecracker	93
#266	Knob Goblin harem pants	16
#246	Knob Goblin harem veil	17
#238	Knob Goblin love potion	64
#173	Knob Goblin pants	98
#457	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#187	Knob Goblin scimitar	88
#212	Knob Goblin seltzer	96
#33	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	25
#117	Knob Goblin spatula	204
#205	Knob Goblin steroids	62
#49	Knob Goblin stink bomb	25
#129	Knob Goblin superseltzer	75
#458	Knob Goblin tongs	19
#576	Knob Goblin visor	5
#57	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	5
#27	Knob lo mein	30
#85	Knob mushroom	200
#152	Knob sausage	66
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#84	Knob stroganoff	5
#78	Knoll mushroom	200
#94	Knoll shroomkabob	18
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#405	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	18
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#842	Mad Train wine	50
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#202	Meat detector	3
#516	Meleegra™ pills	14
#435	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	91
#711	Mob Penguin cellular phone	23
#224	Mohawk wig	57
#482	Mountain Stream soda	26
#1027	Mr. Mediocrebar	44
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#185	NG	7
#402	Now and Earlier	7
#350	Orcish baseball cap	9
#382	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#34	Orcish meat locker	25
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#325	Penultimate Fantasy chest	62
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#103	Pine-Fresh air freshener	36
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#869	Ram's Face Lager	2
#51	Regular Cloaca Cola	40
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#559	Rock Pops	97
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#599	Senior Mints	7
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#470	Spam Witch sammich	55
#191	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	5
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#815	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	38
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#427	Trollhouse cookies	80
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#294	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	10
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1343	Valentine	9
#102	Valentine's Day cake	5
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#475	Warm Subject gift certificate	85
#306	White Citadel burger	5
#266	White Citadel fries	5
#453	Wint-O-Fresh mint	26
#1288	Yummy Tummy bean	110
#92	a little sump'm sump'm	53
#451	abominable snowcone	24
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#304	amulet of extreme plot significance	50
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#76	annoying pitchfork	31
#376	anticheese	14
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#771	antique spear	2
#97	arrow'd heart balloon	6
#377	arrrgyle socks	6
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#18	asbestos helmet turtle	13
#276	asbestos ore	25
#95	asbestos staff	6
#43	asbestos sword	12
#345	asparagus knife	19
#72	asparagus stir-fry	4
#769	aspirin	1
#262	asshat	7
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#115	attention spanner	1
#836	awful poetry journal	51
#1123	baby killer bee	5
#183	babycakes	1
#263	baconstone	29
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3567	badass belt	11
#662	bag of Cheat-Os	5
#1720	bag of airline peanuts	2
#177	balaclava	5
#127	balaclava baklava	34
#247	ball	26
#305	balloon helmet	1
#241	balloon monkey	7
#202	balloon sword	2
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#149	banjo strings	2
#778	bar skin	6
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#99	barskin hat	7
#47	barskin tent	10
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#569	baseball	5
#53	basic meat fez	2
#21	basic meat helmet	21
#26	basic meat pants	16
#92	basic meat sword	3
#174	bat guano	100
#29	bat haggis	57
#396	batblade	6
#317	batgut	93
#267	bean burrito	1
#69	beanbag chair	11
#149	beer goggles	3
#117	beer lens	32
#314	beertini	6
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#252	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#261	big red clown nose	29
#224	big rock	5
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#329	black paisley oyster egg	15
#479	black pixel	37
#701	black plastic oyster egg	6
#425	black polka-dot oyster egg	12
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#998	blood flower	4
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#225	blood-faced volleyball	2
#255	bloody beer	78
#257	bloody clown pants	25
#58	bloody mary	65
#204	blue paisley oyster egg	15
#818	blue pixel	26
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#259	blue plastic oyster egg	19
#714	blue polka-dot oyster egg	6
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#177	blundarrrbus	3
#60	bone rattle	50
#54	boring spaghetti	17
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#370	bottle of gin	50
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#649	bottle of rum	50
#427	bottle of tequila	50
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#571	bottle of whiskey	43
#275	bowl of cottage cheese	99
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#439	boxed wine	47
#22	brainy skull	39
#260	briefcase	29
#340	broken skull	55
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#458	bubbly potion	17
#188	bugbear beanie	44
#143	bugbear bungguard	51
#453	bum cheek	24
#41	calle de miel	65
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#113	can of fake snow	3
#402	can of maces	2
#1463	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1141	candied kobold	1
#1964	candied yams	3
#1925	candy cane	13
#815	candy stake	8
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#508	cardboard ore	2
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#100	carob chunk cookies	37
#122	carob chunk noodles	18
#418	carob chunks	8
#518	casino pass	4
#339	cast	60
#329	cat appendix	10
#527	catgut	8
#169	catsup	1
#915	chaos butterfly	54
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#241	chef's hat	50
#103	chef-in-the-box	4
#299	chewing gum on a string	39
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#109	chocolate box	1
#185	chocolate spurs	4
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#94	chorizo taco	72
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#27	chrome helmet turtle	22
#271	chrome ore	22
#68	chrome staff	8
#90	chrome sword	9
#16	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	17
#18	clockwork chef head	3
#20	clockwork chef-in-the-box	14
#45	clockwork counterclockwise dome	3
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#14	clockwork hat	7
#17	clockwork maid	14
#12	clockwork pants	9
#31	clockwork sheet	2
#70	clockwork sphere	5
#29	clockwork trench coat	3
#420	cloudy potion	22
#1441	clown hammer	5
#397	clown shoes	6
#241	cocktail onion	2
#350	coffin lid	3
#156	cog	200
#456	cold ninja mask	5
#253	cold nuggets	4
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#29	concentrated magicalness pill	113
#70	cool mushroom	40
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#653	cool whip	2
#26	cordial of concentration	48
#460	cornuthaum	7
#167	cottage	2
#282	cranberries	100
#68	cream of pointy mushroom soup	4
#335	cream pie	2
#333	crowbarrr	6
#648	daisy	2
#449	dark potion	20
#34	deactivated MicroMechaMech	7
#189	dead guy's watch	46
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#628	decorative fountain	3
#514	dehydrated caviar	4
#98	delicious noodles	51
#42	delicious spicy noodles	14
#375	denim axe	1
#813	dense meat stack	10
#59	dental pliers	1
#160	deodorant	21
#642	desiccated apricot	2
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#198	diamond-studded cane	39
#1622	dill	1
#120	dingy planks	3
#438	dirty hobo gloves	41
#191	disbelief suspenders	6
#1213	disco ball	8
#896	disco mask	15
#92	disembodied brain	54
#117	disembodied smile	5
#355	disintegrating quill pen	16
#828	disturbing fanfic	58
#134	dope gangsta bling-bling	8
#183	dope wheels	5
#71	double daisy	6
#561	drab sonata	4
#312	draggin' ball hat	23
#213	dried face	18
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#44	dry martini	41
#234	drywall axe	59
#31	ducha de oro	99
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#486	dwarf bread	8
#429	eXtreme mittens	7
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#377	eXtreme scarf	7
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#406	effervescent potion	26
#279	eggnog	63
#207	empty blowgun	11
#120	empty meat tank	38
#23	enchanted barbell	144
#187	enchanted bean	19
#166	enchanted bean burrito	2
#35	enchanted brass knuckles	7
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#112	enchanted toothpick	12
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#269	evil golden arch	41
#100	evil golden arches	16
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#1644	explosion-flavored chewing gum	2
#130	extra-spicy bloody mary	49
#37	extra-strength strongness elixir	103
#766	eye of newt	4
#185	eye-pod	3
#104	eyedrops of newt	5
#125	eyedrops of the ermine	5
#545	eyepatch	9
#318	f3d0r4	26
#189	fairy gravy boat	6
#1639	fake fake vomit	4
#1309	fake hand	7
#291	false eyelashes	1
#508	fancy bath salts	13
#313	fancy but probably evil chocolate	16
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#67	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	6
#667	fat stacks of cash	9
#366	fermenting powder	2
#149	fertilized ghuol egg	3
#107	fettucini Inconnu	11
#48	fez of etymology	10
#413	filthy corduroys	12
#633	filthy knitted dread sack	4
#142	fine wine	81
#501	fizzy potion	14
#171	flaming crutch	55
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#51	flaming mushroom	61
#283	flaming talons	28
#685	flaregun	6
#210	flat dough	18
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#195	flower petal pie	2
#731	flute of flat champagne	2
#273	foolscap fool's cap	11
#95	foon	4
#108	forest tears	10
#383	fortune cookie	2
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#430	frigid ninja stars	71
#164	frilly skirt	32
#119	frozen mushroom	24
#522	frozen nunchaku	3
#102	fruit basket	2
#1421	fruitcake	10
#90	full meat tank	3
#485	furry fur	114
#19	furry kilt	12
#130	furry pants	6
#242	fuzzbump	12
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#232	ghuol ears	82
#258	ghuol egg	88
#67	ghuol egg quiche	42
#209	ghuol guolash	51
#28	ghuol-ear kabob	70
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#167	giant discarded plastic fork	51
#1146	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#61	giant moxie weed	74
#400	giant needle	98
#1480	giant pinky ring	6
#1653	gingerbread bugbear	9
#596	gingerbread horror	10
#291	glass of goat's milk	39
#469	glowing red eye	22
#430	gnatwing	8
#88	gnatwing earring	2
#30	gnauga hide	309
#24	gnauga hide buckler	7
#29	gnauga hide chaps	9
#27	gnauga hide kilt	6
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#41	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	36
#92	gnoll lips	48
#137	gnoll teeth	37
#58	gnoll-tooth necklace	9
#392	goat	1
#153	goat beard	59
#535	goat cheese	15
#202	goat cheese pizza	59
#553	gob of wet hair	12
#167	golden twig	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#128	googly eye	100
#328	gr8ps	12
#201	grapefruit	59
#109	grapes	123
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1910	green beer	1
#604	green pixel	52
#348	green pixel potion	1
#153	grog	14
#3896	grue egg	3
#513	grue egg omelette	3
#436	guano coffee cup	2
#507	guitar pick	4
#48	halfberd	15
#866	hamethyst	9
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#47	handful of drink tickets	11
#719	handful of hand chalk	16
#295	handsomeness potion	6
#685	heart-shaped balloon	5
#447	heavy D	112
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#337	hellion cube	17
#86	helmet recipe	8
#627	helmet turtle	53
#520	hemp string	10
#168	henna tattoo	6
#1292	herbal stuffing	5
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#383	hill of beans	49
#39	hippo skin buckler	7
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#49	hippopotamus pants	3
#292	hippopotamus skin	4
#103	hippy herbal tea	17
#41	horizontal tango	78
#353	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#59	hot buttered roll	16
#202	hot katana blade	94
#652	hot wing	42
#408	huge spoon	3
#781	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#381	hypodermic needle	4
#801	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	62
#446	ice-cold Willer	97
#863	ice-cold fotie	9
#238	ice-cold six-pack	57
#87	iced-out bling	5
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#125	icy-hot katana	8
#240	infernal insoles	14
#290	inkwell	14
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#1472	ion grid	3
#362	irate sombrero	5
#424	iron pasta spoon	13
#210	jabañero pepper	2
#357	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	19
#50	jug-o-magicalness	101
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#90	ketchup	5
#470	ketchup hound	7
#211	kickback cookbook	3
#541	kite	13
#604	kneecapping stick	19
#82	knob mushroom wine	2
#93	knoll mushroom wine	2
#98	ladle of mystery	2
#326	large box	13
#157	large cocoa eggshell fragment	5
#838	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#283	lavender plastic oyster egg	13
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#397	lead necklace	22
#348	leaflet	2
#310	leather chaps	9
#218	leather mask	28
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#426	lemon	97
#173	lemon meringue pie	8
#147	length of string	77
#521	leotarrrd	2
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#179	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#130	libation of liveliness	3
#225	lihc eye	101
#88	lihc eye pie	56
#94	lihc face	88
#409	lime	21
#587	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	10
#701	line	20
#137	linoleum crossbow	6
#58	linoleum helmet turtle	2
#422	linoleum ore	10
#13	linoleum staff	38
#28	linoleum sword	20
#99	loaded serum blowgun	35
#1310	logic synthesizer	4
#283	long skinny balloon	31
#342	long-stemmed rose	4
#436	loose teeth	106
#247	los chinos	2
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#507	lowercase N	12
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#71	lumbering jack	9
#520	mafia aria	43
#265	magic lamp	2
#64	magicalness-in-a-can	115
#216	magnifying glass	3
#21	maid head	8
#85	maiden wig	44
#195	makeshift crane	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#476	many-eyed glasses	3
#190	maple leaf	3
#246	maple syrup	22
#115	margarita	25
#282	mariachi G-string	10
#540	mariachi pants	23
#424	marionette	4
#238	martini	13
#865	marzipan skull	6
#363	mauve paisley oyster egg	8
#536	mauve plastic oyster egg	7
#939	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1233	mauve striped oyster egg	3
#68	meat from yesterday	53
#607	meat stack	20
#535	meat vortex	41
#188	meatcar model	3
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#53	menudo	6
#129	menudo ravioli	6
#287	mesh cap	9
#99	metal mandible	1
#457	metallic A	64
#249	milk of magnesium	3
#460	milky potion	17
#418	mind flayer corpse	20
#407	miner's helmet	6
#345	miner's pants	7
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#121	monkey wrench	20
#163	moonglasses	4
#145	moxie magnet	1
#346	moxie weed	62
#500	mugcake	2
#219	mullet wig	8
#441	murky potion	18
#65	mushroom fermenting solution	104
#139	mushroom pizza	16
#436	necklace chain	3
#147	ninja hot pants	31
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#66	ocean motion	60
#440	off-white paisley oyster egg	5
#192	off-white plastic oyster egg	20
#405	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	8
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#55	oil of expertise	19
#19	oil of slipperiness	72
#37	oil of stability	57
#46	ointment of the occult	69
#559	old coin purse	3
#518	old leather wallet	4
#79	old-fashioned	12
#469	olive	13
#53	olive stir-fry	8
#218	onion shurikens	1
#333	orange	52
#861	orange snowcone	1
#514	original G	82
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#323	oversized pizza cutter	21
#312	oyster basket	13
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
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#866	tiny plastic grue	20
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#90	uncooked chorizo	87
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#31	unwound clockwork grapefruit	7
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Wow, that's 22,275 items total!

what items are this player missing?