Torquemada

RankItemQuantity
#6881-ball5
#3411337 7r0uZ0RZ23
#10512-ball2
#14553-ball1
#101730669 scroll1
#14754-ball1
#10775-ball2
#7856-ball4
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#14258-ball6
#6269-ball1
#1966Angry Farmer candy2
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#332Bit O' Ectoplasm7
#412Bjorn's Hammer1
#925Boris's ring1
#116Brimstone Chicken Sandwich100
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#981Cloaca-Cola14
#1152Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#904Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#611Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#760Cold Hots candy4
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#1326Crimboween memo7
#4248Crown of the Goblin King1
#1302Daffy Taffy13
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#130Double Bacon Beelzeburger95
#1105Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#537Dramatic™ range1
#1669Dyspepsi grenade1
#2054Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#185Gnollish autoplunger1
#401Gnollish flyswatter6
#475Gnollish pie server2
#197Gnollish pie tin23
#249Gnollish plunger11
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#416Gnollish toolbox7
#427Imp Ale403
#209Inndya trading card1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#378Jolly Roger charrrm9
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#112Jumbo Dr. Lucifer104
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#137Knob Goblin elite helm44
#126Knob Goblin elite pants49
#142Knob Goblin elite polearm41
#68Knob Goblin elite shirt117
#1208Knob Goblin firecracker1
#555Knob Goblin harem pants5
#389Knob Goblin harem veil9
#595Knob Goblin love potion10
#303Knob Goblin pants41
#739Knob Goblin perfume1
#290Knob Goblin scimitar43
#666Knob Goblin seltzer4
#422Knob Goblin steroids17
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#431Knob Goblin tongs22
#177Knob Goblin visor40
#281Knoll mushroom41
#113Lord of the Flies-sized fries100
#123MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech76
#400Manetwich1
#1139Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#902Mob Penguin cellular phone15
#119Mohawk wig111
#2453Mr. Mediocrebar3
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#294Now and Earlier12
#188Orcish baseball cap23
#244Orcish cargo shorts12
#372Orcish frat-paddle6
#82Orcish meat locker7
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#1691Rock Pops16
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#126Snow Queen Crown44
#378Spam Witch sammich95
#582Tasty Fun Good rice candy77
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#207The Snake trading card1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
#2678Yummy Tummy bean5
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#525acoustic guitarrr5
#116alpha-mail pants1
#158amulet of extreme plot significance107
#1061anticheese1
#250antique bottle of cough syrup2
#721antique greaves2
#731antique hand mirror1
#743antique helmet2
#905antique shield1
#771antique spear2
#291arrrgyle socks9
#125asbestos crossbow6
#489asparagus knife10
#468asshat2
#149astronaut ice-cream3
#217astronaut pants41
#48atomic vector plotter87
#106automatic catapult1
#612awful poetry journal107
#1480baconstone4
#7432badass belt1
#257ball25
#197bamboo bokuto1
#591bar skin11
#961barbed-wire fence1
#189barskin hat3
#902baseball1
#718bat guano4
#454bat wing22
#257batblade12
#905batgut6
#437beach glass bead5
#126bejeweled accordion strap2
#955bejeweled cufflinks1
#33bi-lateral logic compressor120
#649big red clown nose5
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#1046black pixel1
#964bloody clown pants1
#1232blue pixel1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#666bone rattle1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#538bottle of popskull2
#332bottle of ultravitamins1
#1136bowl of cottage cheese1
#1055box1
#541briefcase4
#363broken skull48
#256bubblewrap ore8
#624bugbear beanie6
#343bugbear bungguard15
#371bum cheek44
#175can of Binarrrca64
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#593can of maces1
#1141candied kobold1
#1025candied yams8
#1475candy cane21
#2398candy stake3
#331cardboard katana1
#255cardboard ore8
#521cardboard wakizashi2
#213carob chunks35
#1030cast1
#351cat appendix9
#426catgut12
#115chain-mail monokini1
#604chaos butterfly158
#310chef's hat32
#390chopsticks9
#131chrome crossbow6
#380clay peace-sign bead7
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#557clown shoes3
#797club necklace9
#66cocoa eggshell fragment1,293
#350coffin lid3
#1139cog1
#364cold ninja mask8
#77computronic processing unit58
#95congratulatory cake1
#293cool whip13
#524corn holder1
#569cornuthaum4
#137crazy little Turkish delight196
#378crowbarrr5
#284dead guy's watch25
#618deck of tropical cards1
#478dehydrated caviar5
#168delicious noodles19
#623demon skin7
#374denim axe1
#927dense meat stack6
#348deodorant6
#551desiccated apricot4
#153detective skull1
#999diamond necklace7
#316diamond-studded cane19
#411dirty hobo gloves46
#819disco ball23
#831disco mask18
#1027disease1
#292disembodied smile1
#619disturbing fanfic119
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#343drab sonata11
#286draggin' ball hat28
#325dried face10
#563drywall axe22
#553dungeoneer's dungarees1
#191eXtreme mittens25
#273eXtreme scarf12
#5140easter egg balloon1
#870empty blowgun1
#667empty meat tank1
#122enchanted eyepatch2
#300enormous belt buckle10
#549evil googly eye8
#2680evil teddy bear1
#253eye of newt50
#416eyepatch14
#302f3d0r429
#629fancy bath salts7
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#1830fancy chocolate2
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1552felt4
#303fez of etymology1
#195filthy corduroys51
#173filthy knitted dread sack54
#156filthy pestle22
#1761fire1
#367flaming crutch16
#280flaming talons29
#619flange1
#311flaregun42
#838flashing novelty button2
#732flute of flat champagne2
#307foie gras4
#99football helmet1
#282fricasseed brains3
#826frilly skirt1
#326frozen Mob Penguin4
#427frozen nunchaku5
#785fruitcake27
#454furry fur133
#135fuzzy dice20
#130ga-ga radio39
#328ghuol ears43
#377ghuol guolash19
#986giant designer sunglasses1
#743giant discarded plastic fork12
#535giant discarded torn-up glove8
#376giant needle100
#865giant pinky ring15
#837gingerbread bugbear27
#1069gingerbread horror6
#122glowing red eye175
#293gnatwing16
#736gnauga hide1
#321gnoll lips11
#469gnoll teeth6
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#490goat beard7
#518gob of wet hair15
#93goofily-plumed helmet1
#1547googly eye5
#211grave robbing shovel8
#172green glowstick9
#1109green pixel1
🥈green traffic cone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#808grouchy restless spirit3
#1190grue egg22
#533guano coffee cup1
#350guitar pick8
#865hamethyst9
#601handsomeness potion1
#1995heart necklace3
#413heavy D135
#455heavy metal sonata1
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#253hellion cube30
#1003helmet turtle17
#257hemp string60
#1740herbal stuffing3
#189hill of beans145
#125hippopotamus pants1
#278hot katana blade59
#289huge spoon6
#61hyperbolic plasma focuser75
#502ice-cold six-pack13
#399icy katana hilt6
#426icy-hot katana1
#553incredibly creepy marionette5
#302infernal insoles10
#445inkwell5
#108ion-pulse modulation stabilizer43
#478iron pasta spoon11
#210jabañero pepper2
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#910ketchup hound1
#184killer rag doll14
#122kite60
#1300kneecapping stick4
#442large box6
#460lead necklace18
#206lead yo-yo1
#310leather chaps9
#303leather mask16
#501leftovers of indeterminate origin2
#305leotarrrd6
#310lihc eye60
#217lihc face30
#1209lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#61linoleum crossbow11
#505loaded serum blowgun9
#755logic synthesizer11
#766long skinny balloon3
#329loose teeth166
#274lowercase N57
#100lucky ball-and-chain1
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#796mafia aria20
#604magicalness-in-a-can2
#678maiden wig1
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#707mariachi G-string1
#879mariachi pants7
#207marionette9
#1069marzipan skull3
#448meat from yesterday3
#1088meat vortex1
#287mesh cap9
#177metallic A301
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#152monster bait1
#145moxie magnet1
#827moxie weed3
#376mullet wig3
#292munchies pill1
#2044nanite-infested candy cane4
#1042nanite-infested eggnog5
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#2029nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#108necklace chain45
#293ninja hot pants12
#424ninja mop3
#490old coin purse5
#518old leather wallet4
#368orange glowstick6
#411orange-frosted astral cupcake2
#416original G130
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#130oversized pizza cutter76
#420pail27
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#80paper-plate-mail pants1
#1048pasta spoon7
#234patchouli incense stick112
#100pentacorn hat1
#997pet rock7
#239phat turquoise bead33
#1170phonics down1
#1147photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#202pie crust7
#117piercing post38
#1096pile of candy1
#660pile of jumping beans1
#387pink-frosted astral cupcake2
#601pirate pelvis2
#592pitchfork1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#1282plot hole1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#868porquoise8
#511portable corkscrew14
#2220possessed top1
#266pr0n legs98
#618prehistoric spear6
#431probability potion96
#382procrastination potion121
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#65quantum polarity inducer68
#271rag doll9
#124ram horns53
#105ram stick64
#266rat appendix38
#90rat head balloon1
#391ratgut3
#1135ravioli hat5
#963razor-sharp can lid1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#55recursive spline reticulator88
#796red pixel1
#92reverse-oscillating klystron55
#135ridiculously huge sword125
#404ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon4
#632ring of half-assed regeneration4
#99[2108]rock41
#665royal jelly4
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#567rubber WWJD? bracelet13
#609rubber WWSPD? bracelet12
#346rubber WWtNSD? bracelet18
#558rubber axe1
#328ruby W42
#255rusty grave robbing shovel15
#105rusty metal ring5
#97rusty metal shaft5
#630sabre teeth5
#96sack of doorknobs1
#337safarrri hat5
#215salamander spleen59
#710saucepan42
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#625scroll of pasta summoning15
#803scrumptious reagent11
#740seal tooth7
#1112seal-clubbing club8
#92servomechanical torsion facilitator51
#681shingle2
#435shiny butcherknife1
#2957shiny ring1
#891silver shrimp fork1
#133six pack of Mountain Stream115
#224sk8board6
#309skeleton bone155
#943skeleton key1
#176skewer58
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#481small box3
#616snifter of thoroughly aged brandy7
#115snorkel13
#222snowboarder pants16
#346sock monkey8
#522soda water1
#1335soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#799sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#622spade necklace11
#1160spider web1
#325spiked femur10
#1485spooky eggnog4
#1655spooky felt2
#598spooky mushroom78
#374spooky shrunken head20
#278spooky staff1
#403spooky stick20
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#268squashed frog55
#434stale baguette2
#214stalk of asparagus49
#918star chart1
#54stick54
#274stick of "gum"7
#607stick-on-a-string6
#1824stolen accordion1
#319stone of eXtreme power33
#264string of blue beads40
#230string of green beads45
#208string of red beads47
#162stringy sinew63
#2938stuffed Baron von Ratsworth2
#1003stuffed Cheshire bitten47
#1024stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech47
#3109stuffed Meat1
#2344stuffed alien blob2
#1084stuffed angry cow46
#938stuffed astral badger53
#1595stuffed baby gravy fairy33
#1059stuffed cocoabo45
#1170stuffed doppelshifter8
#1154stuffed flaming gravy fairy44
#1492stuffed frozen gravy fairy35
#1448stuffed hand turkey36
#2524stuffed key2
#1212stuffed mind flayer43
#1000stuffed scary death orb50
#715stuffed shoulder parrot30
#1325stuffed sleazy gravy fairy39
#943stuffed snowy owl50
#901stuffed spooky gravy fairy55
#2370stuffed spooky mushroom2
#1042stuffed stinky gravy fairy47
#3131stuffed teddy butler1
#2522stuffed treasure chest2
#865stuffed undead elbow macaroni57
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#2642stuffing1
#208styrofoam ore10
#59sub-molecular interocitor91
#766sucky decal1
#174suede shortsword1
#481sunken chest22
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#924support cummerbund4
#526swashbuckling pants6
#524sweet ninja sword1
#190t8r tots40
#422taco shell15
#351tambourine1
#257tambourine bells24
#505tap shoes1
#616tassel1
#525tattered scrap of paper5
#1004teddy bear5
#1620thin black candle1
🥇time sleigh1
#1700tiny house1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3929tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3076tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3120tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3952tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3907tiny plastic Hellion1
#3881tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3073tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3909tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3890tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3854tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2511tiny plastic angry goat7
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3972tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3977tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#2513tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#3962tiny plastic beanbat1
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3922tiny plastic blooper1
#3952tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8091tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3173tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3934tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3908tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3919tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3858tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8065tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3835tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8107tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#3890tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3836tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#6165tiny plastic star starfish2
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3859tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4479tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3840tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3870tiny plastic warwelf1
#3848tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#411tires15
#106titanium assault umbrella117
#582toast1,524
#925tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#87tooth46
#1399toothsome rock5
#543top9
#936toy crazy train8
#107toy jet pack77
#2127toy mercenary1
#354toy ray gun28
#242toy space helmet39
#145toy train12
#1098tree-eating kite20
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#93troutpiece1
#180tube of hair oil2
#1017turtle totem16
#119two-handed depthsword1
#512uncooked chorizo4
#110union scalemail pants1
#148unlocked meat locker1
#1205valuable trinket33
#300viking helmet43
#491vorpal blade7
#360wad of dough118
#176wad of tofu48
#279walrus-tusk earring4
#586wang1
#581wheel6
#487white chocolate chips13
#354white collar3
#1025white pixel1
#515white satin pants4
#639white snake skin9
#567white sword4
#416wolf mask44
#102wooden salad bowl1
#226wooden stakes13
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1046wussiness potion1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1379yellow candy heart1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#1146yo6
#1213yo-yo12
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 13,901 items total!

what items are this player missing?