| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #477 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #507 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12 |
| #627 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 11 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 10 |
| #600 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 13 |
| #548 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #703 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 6 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #228 | bit of clingfilm | 18 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #154 | black spot | 5 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #309 | fat loot token | 5 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jerky coins | 17 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1468 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #58 | raisin | 11 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #451 | smoking grass | 10 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1181 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #913 | stuffed Meat | 51 |
| #616 | stuffed angry cow | 71 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #433 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #1959 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1774 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #783 | stuffed key | 68 |
| #613 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #978 | stuffed mink | 46 |
| #742 | stuffed monocle | 63 |
| #188 | stuffed ninja snowman | 35 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1834 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1610 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #1369 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #664 | stuffed teddy butler | 73 |
| #674 | stuffed tin of caviar | 71 |
| #843 | stuffed treasure chest | 60 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #97 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 3 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #93 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 3 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #101 | tiny plastic animelf | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #361 | useless powder | 406 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |