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imperator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#191	334 scroll	35
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#2244	8-ball	1
#400	9-ball	2
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#242	Blatantly Canadian	11
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#1989	Boss Bat britches	3
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1575	Cloaca grenade	2
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#822	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#756	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#994	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1326	Crimboween memo	7
#2457	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#1718	Daffy Taffy	4
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#313	Divine	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#980	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1512	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1176	Dyspepsi-Cola	25
#998	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#990	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#955	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#284	Elfin shortbread	3
#875	Ent cider	3
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#757	Feynman gate	11
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#205	Gnollish toolbox	27
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#311	Gummi-Gnauga	9
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#103	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	9
#146	Hell ramen	41
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#900	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#756	Knob Goblin firecracker	10
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#747	Knob Goblin love potion	5
#641	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#891	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#569	Knob sausage	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#192	Knob stroganoff	1
#175	Knob stuffed shells	8
#503	Knoll mushroom	14
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#143	Lucky Surprise Egg	57
#231	M-242	50
#1363	Mad Train wine	8
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#6	Meat maid body	358
#1138	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#679	Mohawk wig	5
#347	Mon Tiki	1
#1028	Mr. Mediocrebar	44
#286	Neuromancer	1
#523	Now and Earlier	4
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#507	Penultimate Fantasy chest	18
#99	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	13
#681	Ram's Face Lager	9
#1462	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1315	Rock Pops	29
#363	Senior Mints	15
#1026	Spam Witch sammich	2
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#481	Sugar Cog	3
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#1464	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	7
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#240	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	13
#1457	Valentine	7
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#729	Warm Subject gift certificate	16
#1144	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#1337	Yummy Tummy bean	102
#118	a little sump'm sump'm	36
#406	alphabet gum	3
#286	ancient frozen dinner	7
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#370	anti-anti-antidote	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#740	asbestos ore	5
#387	asbestos staff	1
#451	aspirin	2
#894	astral mushroom	4
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#186	bätzle	6
#1306	baconstone	5
#3572	badass belt	11
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#156	balaclava	6
#370	balaclava baklava	6
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#1145	banana	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#52	banjo strings	12
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	bartender-in-the-box	4
#605	baseball	4
#129	basic meat pants	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#822	bat guano	2
#719	bat wing	6
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#782	batblade	1
#128	beer goggles	4
#193	beer lens	14
#582	beertini	2
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#472	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#371	black pixel	58
#1462	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#250	blood flower	41
#204	blood of the Wereseal	3
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#147	bloody beer	231
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#480	bloody mary	2
#67	blue paisley oyster egg	34
#463	blue pixel	113
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#753	blue snowcone	2
#277	blue striped oyster egg	15
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#487	bone rattle	2
#318	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#119	bottle of gin	345
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#678	bottle of popskull	1
#147	bottle of rum	703
#163	bottle of tequila	225
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#165	bottle of vodka	200
#170	bottle of whiskey	316
#163	bow	3
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#134	bowler	1
#508	box	16
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#274	boxed champagne	3
#624	boxed wine	19
#133	brains casserole	3
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2704	brick	1
#585	briefcase	3
#928	brine	11
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#614	bubblewrap ore	1
#616	bubbly potion	8
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#716	bum cheek	7
#227	calle de miel	7
#1593	can of Binarrrca	2
#1105	can of Red Minotaur	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1140	candied kobold	1
#1964	candied yams	3
#1599	candy cane	19
#1327	candy stake	5
#1146	capacitor relay	6
#1034	carbon nanotube frame	8
#330	cardboard katana	1
#442	cardboard ore	3
#458	casino pass	5
#169	catsup	1
#1285	chaos butterfly	11
#736	cheap plastic bottle opener	9
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#495	chef's hat	13
#166	chef-in-the-box	2
#381	cherry	7
#314	chewing gum on a string	35
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#669	chopsticks	2
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#764	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#869	chrome ore	2
#203	chrome staff	3
#164	chrome stick	1
#178	chrome sword	5
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#410	cloudy potion	23
#1644	clown hammer	2
#797	clown shoes	1
#1633	club necklace	4
#830	cocoa egg	5
#378	cocoa eggshell fragment	163
#1041	coconut shell	4
#982	cog	4
#147	cold hi mein	4
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#215	concentrated magicalness pill	10
#424	cool mushroom	5
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#169	cordial of concentration	2
#246	cottage	1
#569	crazy little Turkish delight	10
#553	dark potion	11
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#580	decorative fountain	4
#389	delicious noodles	2
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#158	denim axe	3
#496	deodorant	2
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#1299	dill	7
#120	dingy planks	3
#1207	disassembled clover	7
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1530	disco mask	2
#1026	disease	1
#431	disembodied brain	6
#356	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#782	dried face	1
#169	dry martini	3
#702	dry noodles	27
#830	drywall axe	12
#124	ducha de oro	15
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#552	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1935	easter egg balloon	11
#790	effervescent potion	3
#1291	eggnog	9
#666	empty meat tank	1
#441	enchanted barbell	2
#299	enchanted bean	8
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#487	enchanted toothpick	2
#254	especially salty dog	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#549	evil googly eye	8
#63	extra-spicy bloody mary	229
#317	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
#901	eye of newt	2
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#731	eyepatch	4
#1988	fake fake vomit	1
#1635	fake hand	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#1377	fat stacks of cash	1
#151	fermenting powder	29
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#749	fizzy potion	4
#327	flaming mushroom	8
#85	flange	33
#782	flaregun	3
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#268	foon	1
#304	fortune cookie	5
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#711	frigid ninja stars	15
#185	frozen Mob Penguin	10
#427	frozen mushroom	5
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#825	fruitcake	25
#130	fuzzbump	34
#4735	fuzzy dice	1
#498	ga-ga radio	2
#56	gazing shoes	1
#1432	ghost cucumber	9
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#557	ghuol egg quiche	1
#750	ghuol guolash	4
#194	ghuol-ear kabob	2
#870	giant discarded plastic fork	10
#542	giant moxie weed	2
#937	giant needle	6
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#1280	gingerbread bugbear	14
#2302	gingerbread horror	3
#567	glass of goat's milk	8
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#568	glowing red eye	13
#660	gnauga hide	2
#769	gnoll lips	1
#642	goat cheese	7
#352	goat cheese pizza	21
#74	golden twig	5
#2190	googly eye	2
#1168	goth kid t-shirt	1
#157	gr8ps	40
#271	grapefruit	29
#594	green balloon	2
#739	green beer	14
#460	green candy heart	28
#548	green pixel	64
#239	green pixel potion	3
#258	grog	6
#2195	grue egg	10
#983	guy made of bee pollen	1
#246	halfberd	2
#1646	hamethyst	3
#144	handful of drink tickets	2
#965	handful of hand chalk	7
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
#307	heart-shaped balloon	30
#1114	heavy D	2
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#556	hellion cube	6
#1592	helmet turtle	3
#892	hemp string	1
#776	herb brownies	9
#1291	herbal stuffing	5
#993	herbs	1
#604	hermit permit	1
#454	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	6
#566	hill of beans	15
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#318	hippy herbal tea	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#99	horizontal tango	25
#257	hot buttered roll	1
#460	hot wad	1
#153	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,635
#848	ice-cold Willer	25
#68	ice-cold fotie	1,159
#796	ice-cold six-pack	4
#589	inkwell	2
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#599	ion grid	19
#455	irate sombrero	3
#137	jabañero pepper	5
#805	jar of swamp gas	16
#324	jumbo olive	5
#622	ketchup hound	3
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#2060	kite	1
#1897	kneecapping stick	1
#263	kumquat	2
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#169	large cocoa eggshell fragment	4
#476	lavender candy heart	30
#290	lavender paisley oyster egg	11
#1170	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#607	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#685	lead necklace	8
#348	leaflet	2
#354	leftovers of indeterminate origin	5
#697	lemon	23
#1750	length of string	1
#521	leotarrrd	2
#801	lihc eye	4
#512	lihc eye pie	2
#903	lihc face	1
#407	lime	21
#780	line	12
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#624	linoleum ore	4
#287	linoleum staff	2
#521	linoleum sword	1
#623	little paper umbrella	41
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#922	logic synthesizer	9
#832	long skinny balloon	2
#352	loose teeth	146
#377	los chinos	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#133	lumbering jack	3
#1457	mafia aria	5
#1217	magical ice cubes	1
#643	magical mystery juice	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#309	mandarina colada	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#416	maple syrup	10
#263	margarita	6
#223	martini	15
#1193	marzipan skull	2
#1292	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#467	mauve plastic oyster egg	8
#238	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	13
#970	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#1087	meat vortex	1
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#128	menorette	2
#122	menudo ravioli	7
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#685	milky potion	6
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#609	miner's helmet	2
#602	miner's pants	2
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#275	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	2
#99	monkey wrench	26
#826	moxie weed	3
#80	muculent machete	2
#310	mugcake	9
#649	murky potion	6
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#377	mushroom pizza	1
#292	necklace chain	9
#690	ninja hot pants	2
#494	ninja mop	2
#243	ocean motion	7
#656	off-white paisley oyster egg	3
#2532	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#589	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	5
#424	off-white striped oyster egg	7
#218	oil of expertise	1
#184	oil of slipperiness	2
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#151	ointment of the occult	8
#617	old coin purse	2
#256	old-fashioned	1
#524	olive	10
#427	orange candy heart	58
#860	orange snowcone	1
#157	oriole-feather headdress	8
#699	oyster basket	5
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#459	pail	24
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#935	pants of the Slug Lord	3
#139	papaya	280
#245	papaya sling	6
#269	papaya slung	6
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#912	patchouli incense stick	1
#98	penguin whip	2
#71	penguin-smacking club	1
#297	perpendicular hula	4
#2716	pet rock	1
#155	petrified time	3
#487	phat turquoise bead	7
#315	philter of phorce	2
#106	phonics down	1,035
#305	photoprotoneutron torpedo	100
#100	piece of wedding cake	103
#954	pile of candy	2
#632	pile of dusty animal bones	2
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#460	pink candy heart	39
#196	pink pony	15
#727	pirate pelvis	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#831	pixellated candy heart	11
#428	plain pizza	1
#394	pointy mushroom	5
#1183	pool cue	1
#1530	porquoise	3
#1405	possessed top	3
#624	potato sprout	3
#268	potion of temporary gr8ness	4
#280	poultrygeist	2
#558	poutine	3
#415	pr0n legs	41
#89	pr0n stir-fry	3
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#1429	pretty flower	6
#631	probability potion	33
#657	procrastination potion	30
#1286	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#1421	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#753	puce polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#108	purple pixel pie	11
#729	purple snowcone	3
#820	quantum polarity inducer	2
#342	questionable taco	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#734	rat appendix	2
#508	ratgut	1
#107	ratini	16
#222	ravioli della hippy	1
#528	razor-sharp can lid	15
#549	red paisley oyster egg	6
#206	red pixel	74
#552	red pixel potion	3
#1389	red plastic oyster egg	3
#1457	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#736	red snowcone	2
#639	red striped oyster egg	4
#9	red traffic cone	1
#771	reodorant	1
#843	reverse-oscillating klystron	2
#34	rhinestone cowboy shirt	15
#564	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
#794	ridiculously huge sword	5
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#721	ring of half-assed regeneration	3
#486	[2108]rock	9
#203	roll in the hay	14
#2137	roll of toilet paper	2
#142	rolling pin	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#853	royal jelly	1
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2222	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#1308	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	6
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#558	rubber axe	1
#1960	rubber emo roe	1
#1005	ruby W	1
#195	rum and cola	11
#848	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#143	rusty metal key	1
#105	rusty metal ring	5
#54	rusty metal shaft	10
#673	sabre teeth	4
#682	safarrri hat	1
#254	salty dog	78
#622	salty slug	1
#335	sangria	1
#98	sauce of the ages	1
#146	sausage pizza	16
#377	screwdriver	3
#553	scroll of drastic healing	99
#956	scrumptious reagent	4
#640	seal tooth	11
#1147	seal-clubbing club	7
#138	secret blend of herbs and spices	13
#304	serum of sarcasm	3
#681	servomechanical torsion facilitator	3
#146	severed rocking horse head	3
#312	shaving cream	1
#1773	shiny ring	7
#412	shock collar	1
#151	shot of flower schnapps	6
#106	shot of grapefruit schnapps	58
#292	shot of orange schnapps	11
#409	shot of tomato schnapps	6
#368	six pack of Mountain Stream	13
#1319	skeleton bone	2
#233	skeleton key	32
#313	skeleton key ring	2
#387	skewer-mounted razor blade	2
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#137	slap and tickle	29
#326	sleaze wad	2
#185	sleazy hi mein	2
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#242	slip 'n' slide	5
#387	smart skull	30
#113	smile-sharpening stone	2
#570	smoky potion	10
#209	snake	50
#1348	sock monkey	1
#141	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1,246
#422	sonar-in-a-biscuit	15
#284	spaghetti with Skullheads	2
#218	sparkler	50
#1074	spectral pickle	3
#519	spices	29
#1010	spider web	3
#978	spooky bicycle chain	2
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#1947	spooky eggnog	3
#1020	spooky felt	8
#542	spooky hockey mask	3
#1321	spooky length of string	5
#926	spooky mushroom	27
#233	spooky mushroom wine	1
#229	spooky shroomkabob	1
#1155	spooky shrunken head	1
#1220	spooky stick	1
#456	spooky stuffing	12
#520	spooky toy wheel	10
#741	spooky wooden block	9
#422	spork	3
#34	spray paint	917
#600	spring	21
#909	sprocket	4
#543	stale baguette	1
#504	stalk of asparagus	9
#778	star	8
#310	star buckler	1
#765	star chart	4
#460	star crossbow	1
#288	star shirt	1
#170	star starfish	2
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#373	stench nuggets	1
#466	stick	5
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#231	stinky hi mein	1
#423	stinky mushroom	5
#1345	stolen accordion	5
#273	stone banjo	1
#935	stone of eXtreme power	5
#81	stone turtle	1
#358	strawberry daiquiri	7
#374	strawberry wine	2
#2260	string of blue beads	1
#2259	string of green beads	1
#2245	string of red beads	1
#851	stringy sinew	10
#575	strongness elixir	3
#4205	stuffed Cheshire bitten	9
#4526	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
#5714	stuffed angry cow	5
#7830	stuffed astral badger	2
#5284	stuffed baby gravy fairy	6
#4480	stuffed cocoabo	8
#279	stuffed dodecapede	15
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#4056	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	10
#5824	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	5
#4052	stuffed hand turkey	10
#6291	stuffed mind flayer	4
#3607	stuffed scary death orb	12
#3954	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#4932	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	7
#4741	stuffed snowy owl	7
#4586	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	8
#1685	stuffed spooky mushroom	4
#3357	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	13
#3568	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	12
#2642	stuffing	1
#776	sub-molecular interocitor	2
#766	sucky decal	1
#595	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#1117	sunken chest	2
#478	suntan lotion of moxiousness	6
#1105	super-spiky hair gel	6
#924	support cummerbund	4
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#55	sweet rims	6
#841	swirly potion	2
#807	t8r tots	1
#350	tambourine	1
#224	tangarita	1
#307	tangerine	1
#322	tasket	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#188	teddy bear sewing kit	2
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#385	ten-leaf clover	42
#339	tequila sunrise	2
#278	tequila with training wheels	2
#1349	thin black candle	7
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#120	tiny Mountie hat	5
#165	tiny house	1,448
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#4911	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#4312	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#2623	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#2869	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#988	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#3304	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#2854	tiny plastic cocoabo	6
#3296	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#1096	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#1828	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	10
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#2526	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#6096	tiny plastic grue	2
#844	tiny plastic hermit	6
#3971	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#3901	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#3332	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#8107	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1045	tiny plastic pastamancer	5
#4798	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#1813	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#1319	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1052	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	17
#3305	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#3347	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2657	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#862	tiny shaker of salt	2
#265	tisket	1
#633	titanium assault umbrella	7
#3082	toast	2
#2298	tofurkey gravy	2
#933	tofurkey leg	9
#186	tomato daiquiri	9
#187	tomato juice of powerful power	11
#1864	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#975	tooth	3
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#1384	toy train	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#2002	tree-eating kite	6
#524	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#1252	turtle totem	9
#781	twinkly wad	17
#422	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	6
#107	unrolling pin	1
#1495	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#1291	vinegar	8
#260	vodka and cranberry	9
#100	vodka gibson	1
#320	vodka martini	3
#199	vodka stratocaster	2
#82	volleyball	3
#295	wad of tofu	16
#685	walrus-tusk earring	1
#353	wang	4
#630	warm mushroom	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#1538	wheel	1
#260	whiskey and cola	8
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#90	whiskey sour	30
#110	white Canadian	36
#464	white candy heart	39
#549	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#354	white collar	3
#478	white lightning	16
#552	white picket fence	4
#368	white pixel	72
#321	wine spritzer	2
#1246	wolf mask	1
#363	wooden axe	1
#744	wooden block	3
#65	wooden figurine	12
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1040	worthless knick-knack	1
#1045	wussiness potion	1
#278	yellow brick road	2
#534	yellow candy heart	43
#542	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#1582	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#511	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1737	yeti fur	1
#1803	yo	2
#1886	yo-yo	3
#148	zmobie	1
#1200	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 16,003 items total!

what items are this player missing?