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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #64 | Crimbuck | 6,560 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #9 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
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| #158 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 21 |
| #141 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 29 |
| #153 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 21 |
| #36 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 25 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #967 | Valentine | 14 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1481 | box of sunshine | 119 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #254 | bubblin' crude | 45 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #167 | cheap toaster | 11 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #942 | coconut shell | 6 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #52 | death blossom | 10 |
| #1056 | disassembled clover | 11 |
| #182 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #919 | empty agua de vida bottle | 36 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #180 | fat loot token | 18 |
| #259 | filthy lucre | 129 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #374 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1643 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1132 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | killing jar | 2 |
| #976 | little paper umbrella | 7 |
| #181 | loadstone | 4 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #817 | old sweatpants | 67 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1312 | roll of toilet paper | 23 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #253 | sugar shard | 2 |
| #151 | sugar shield | 2 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 11 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 12 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #305 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 14 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #88 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #91 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 13 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 10 |
| #127 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #128 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 8 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #68 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #116 | warbear blizzard mead | 4 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #593 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #447 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |