| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #227 | Bulky Buddy Box | 12 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #850 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| 🥈 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 459 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #11 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 13 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #175 | atomic vector plotter | 24 |
| #565 | baby killer bee | 17 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #141 | borg sock monkey | 15 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #5527 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #11 | bugged beanie | 57 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #420 | computronic processing unit | 8 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #207 | cyborg doll | 10 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #257 | dollhive | 40 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #79 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 58 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #457 | incredibly creepy marionette | 7 |
| #279 | ion grid | 48 |
| #427 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #468 | jar of swamp gas | 98 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #184 | killer rag doll | 14 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1060 | length of string | 9 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #283 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #559 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #277 | marionette | 6 |
| #82 | marionette collective | 10 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #10 | meat st‰¿bing club | 707 |
| #402 | monomolecular yo-yo | 159 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #965 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #8 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 114 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #273 | plastic passion fruit | 6 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #722 | possessed top | 8 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #419 | quantum polarity inducer | 8 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1105 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| #20 | red balloon | 61 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #438 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 8 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #78 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 65 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #331 | spooky length of string | 35 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #368 | spooky wooden block | 20 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #634 | stringy sinew | 14 |
| #1717 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #1717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
| #1331 | stuffed Meat | 30 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #1368 | stuffed angry cow | 37 |
| #1581 | stuffed astral badger | 33 |
| #1287 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 40 |
| #110 | stuffed carpenter | 2 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #981 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1093 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #435 | stuffed gray blob | 99 |
| #1248 | stuffed hand turkey | 41 |
| #874 | stuffed key | 57 |
| #1634 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #1503 | stuffed mink | 23 |
| #1346 | stuffed monocle | 29 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1071 | stuffed scary death orb | 47 |
| #1084 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1382 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #1371 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1860 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1324 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1548 | stuffed tin of caviar | 22 |
| #953 | stuffed treasure chest | 50 |
| #1767 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #428 | stuffing | 21 |
| #408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #424 | teddy borg | 23 |
| #320 | theoretical string | 53 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #642 | toy jet pack | 11 |
| #166 | toy maglev monorail | 9 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #474 | toy ray gun | 20 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #517 | toy space helmet | 16 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #701 | tree-eating kite | 41 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #590 | unstable DNA | 90 |
| #947 | unstable laser battery | 47 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #524 | yo | 18 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |
| #129 | yohohoyo | 28 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |