| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca grenade | 38 |
| #260 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #323 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #372 | Dyspepsi grenade | 36 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #192 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 17 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1019 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #645 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1914 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #132 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #682 | blood flower | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #869 | box of sunshine | 313 |
| #985 | brick | 31 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2205 | candy cane | 10 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #2496 | club necklace | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #31 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #789 | defective skull | 20 |
| #186 | delicious noodles | 15 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1959 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #243 | fancy chocolate | 11 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1675 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1655 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #826 | grue egg | 32 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1413 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #100 | heart-shaped balloon | 204 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #282 | long-stemmed rose | 8 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #912 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #25 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #63 | miniature coffin | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1167 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #134 | red balloon | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2150 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1550 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1845 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #5209 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3181 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3558 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3764 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3591 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4489 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3263 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3408 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4312 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #2786 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #661 | stuffed ninja snowman | 6 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3242 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3216 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2553 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #4593 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #414 | sugar-coated pine cone | 4 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #298 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #818 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #145 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #162 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |