| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #24 | Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #294 | Dramatic™ range | 4 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #195 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 102 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 3 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #590 | Orcish baseball cap | 3 |
| #612 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #744 | Ram's Face Lager | 5 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #21 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #828 | bone chips | 4 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #156 | bunch of square grapes | 36 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #857 | disassembled clover | 24 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #404 | fat stacks of cash | 20 |
| #480 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #54 | festive sausage | 44 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #472 | flavored foot massage oil | 57 |
| #599 | foam dart | 22 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #51 | holiday cheese log | 43 |
| #454 | hot wing | 109 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #323 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #57 | magilaser blastercannon | 109 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #532 | mood ring | 8 |
| #611 | mummy wrapping | 9 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #204 | nothing-in-the-box | 2 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #388 | off-white striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #617 | oversized pizza cutter | 4 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1112 | pail | 5 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #54 | plastic cup of beer | 50 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #715 | pr0n legs | 7 |
| #25 | precious piercing post | 11 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #313 | pretty flower | 532 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #196 | prussian cathouse | 4 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1076 | ravioli hat | 6 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #809 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #444 | round purple sunglasses | 5 |
| #708 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #680 | sake bomb | 3 |
| #1551 | saucepan | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #749 | seal-skull helmet | 5 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #371 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 7 |
| #403 | shot of orange schnapps | 6 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #528 | skewer | 8 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #459 | small box | 4 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #436 | spooky bark | 27 |
| #214 | spooky nuggets | 7 |
| #758 | spooky shrunken head | 5 |
| #798 | sprocket | 9 |
| #115 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #89 | squashed frog | 300 |
| #483 | stalk of asparagus | 10 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #262 | stench nuggets | 4 |
| #383 | stick of "gum" | 5 |
| #243 | stick of dynamite | 9 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #334 | stone frisbee | 2 |
| #732 | stone of eXtreme power | 9 |
| #256 | strawberry pie | 2 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #268 | styrofoam ore | 7 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #824 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #564 | tattered scrap of paper | 4 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #634 | tires | 5 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1013 | turtle totem | 16 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #991 | wad of dough | 3 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #616 | white lightning | 9 |
| #639 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #720 | yeti fur | 84 |