| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #512 | Drowsy Sword | 37 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #597 | Goodfella contract | 20 |
| #50 | Green Clover of Justice | 25 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #65 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #300 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #468 | dill | 87 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #590 | duct tape | 53 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #599 | felt | 15 |
| #265 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #332 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #526 | ghost cucumber | 85 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1187 | grue egg | 22 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1098 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #823 | length of string | 13 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #22 | maple syrup | 2,112 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #480 | obsidian dagger | 37 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #887 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #426 | vinegar | 95 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #320 | wooden block | 10 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |