smkydz

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#1141-ball70
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#1202-ball66
#1093-ball78
#1214-ball72
#1285-ball61
#1396-ball57
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1317-ball67
#3248-ball88
#2969-ball3
#834Amulet of Yendor15
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#408Bit O' Ectoplasm5
#15Blatantly Canadian2,847
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#676Brimstone Chicken Sandwich5
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#68CRIMBCO lanyard10
#609CRIMBCO mug18
#929CRIMBCO wine7
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#141Cherry Cloaca Cola12
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#1019Cloaca grenade9
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#620Cloaca-Cola c-rations5
#297Cloaca-Cola fatigues9
#186Cloaca-Cola helmet12
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#353Cloaca-Cola shield7
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#864Cold Hots candy3
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#1237Crimbo candied pecan2
#1272Crimbo fudge2
#1261Crimbo peppermint bark2
#291Crimbo pie9
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#900Crimboween memo12
#2209Crimbuck20
#1716Daffy Taffy4
#94Diet Cloaca Cola16
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1306Dyspepsi grenade4
#1859Dyspepsi-Cola3
#200Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations14
#515Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues5
#355Dyspepsi-Cola helmet7
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#567Dyspepsi-Cola shield4
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#175Elfin shortbread6
#1165Ent cider1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#201Gummi-Gnauga15
#340Happy Birthday, Claude! cake3
#1595Imp Ale9
#829Jumbo Dr. Lucifer3
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#82Knob lo mein5
#96Knob stir-fry3
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#467Lord of the Flies-sized fries13
#71MSG17
#815Mad Train wine57
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#561Meleegra™ pills12
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#348Mon Tiki1
#722Mountain Stream soda7
#171Mr. Balloon1
#1893Mr. Mediocrebar11
#116Mylar balloon2
#362Now and Earlier9
#144Raggedy Hippy doll2
#126Regular Cloaca Cola11
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#523Rock Pops101
#1086Senior Mints2
#196Sneaky Pete's breath spray7
#453Spam Witch sammich61
#1232St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket2
#200Sugar Cog13
#574Tiki lighter1
#554Trollhouse cookies42
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#76Venus flytrap5
#117White Citadel burger42
#20White Citadel fries632
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1587Yummy Tummy bean76
#564a little sump'm sump'm2
#719abominable snowcone10
#129all-purpose flower1
#622alphabet gum1
#457ancient frozen dinner3
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2605anniversary gift box1
#570annoying pitchfork4
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#554arrrgyle socks3
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#729asparagus knife4
#306aspirin3
#675astral mushroom9
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#358bätzle1
#183babycakes1
#132bad penguin egg1
#687bag of airline peanuts41
#372balaclava baklava6
#1312ball3
#231bat haggis1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#342battered Crimbo Crate34
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#69black lotus2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#813black snowcone1
#966black striped oyster egg5
#1298blood flower2
#744bloody beer4
#621bloody mary1
#253blue plastic baby1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#125blue velvet cake1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#333blundarrrbus1
#665bone rattle1
#1329bottle of gin1
#892bottle of goofballs29
#958bottle of rum14
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#820bottle of vodka7
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
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#450bowl of lucky charms1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#172box of sunshine2,388
#815boxed wine10
#174brass stinger3
#509brick76
#1380brine1
#696broken cellular phone1
#447brown plastic baby1
#457bubbly potion17
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#882can of Binarrrca9
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#480candied kobold6
#1439candied yams5
#383candy brain9
#2203candy cane10
#666carob chunk cookies1
#625carob chunks2
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#314cheap plastic bottle opener20
#775chewing gum on a string1
#123chocolate spurs6
#689chorizo brownies1
#653chorizo taco2
#523chrome sword1
#102clockwork hat1
#134clockwork maid1
#501cloudy potion14
#755clown hammer32
#557clown shoes3
#3274club necklace1
#104coconut bikini top2
#1139cog1
#26comfy blanket1
#95congratulatory cake1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#192daisy23
#695dark potion6
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#57deadly nightshade1
#681defective skull26
#714dehydrated caviar1
#346delicious noodles3
#375denim axe1
#29dense meat staff3
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#643desiccated apricot2
#1595diamond necklace4
#1319dill6
#1263doll house2
#395double daisy1
#76dripping meat staff1
#309ducha de oro4
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#1281dwarf bread1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#723easter egg balloon34
#574effervescent potion10
#2833eggnog1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#1273elven moonshine3
#685elven socks6
#871empty blowgun1
#752encoder ring11
#1071ennui-flavored potato chips2
#145exotic orchid1
#541explosion-flavored chewing gum52
#221extra-spicy bloody mary12
#752fake fake vomit38
#1228fake hand9
#94false eyelashes6
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2007felt2
#1162festive holiday hat2
#210filthy hippy poncho2
#658fine wine3
#477fizzy potion16
#141flower petal pie4
#732flute of flat champagne2
#191foie gras10
#274frilly shirt2
#826frilly skirt1
#236fruit bowl1
#1329fruitcake11
#604fuzzbump1
#1240fuzzy dice5
#1568ghost cucumber5
#108ghostly pickling solution1
#270ghuol egg81
#340ghuol guolash23
#127ghuol-ear kabob6
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#132gibson1
#46gilded lily2
#275gimlet1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#1323gingerbread horror5
#210gingham blouse1
#243glass of goat's milk54
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#65glowing frisbee1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#48gnauga hide skirt1
#512goat cheese pizza9
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#541grapes7
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1069gray bow tie3
#236green balloon22
#918green beer10
#537green snowcone9
🥈green traffic cone1
#430green-frosted astral cupcake2
#549grog1
#2400hamethyst1
#1083handful of hand chalk4
#296handsomeness potion6
#329harem girl t-shirt3
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#411heart-shaped balloon16
#909herb brownies5
#2516herbal stuffing1
#708hill of beans7
#125hippopotamus pants1
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#243horizontal tango5
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#1101hot wing6
#1434ice-cold Sir Schlitz7
#668ice-cold Willer43
#354ice-cold fotie65
#239ice-cold six-pack56
#148iced-out bling3
#109icy mushroom wine3
🥈indie comic hipster glasses1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#418jabañero-flavored chewing gum15
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1110jazz soap14
#963joybuzzer22
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#674lavender paisley oyster egg5
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#1124lead necklace2
#441lihc eye pie3
#328limburger biker boots1
#288lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum25
#433loaded serum blowgun10
#82loathing eagle baby-doll shirt2
#375long-stemmed rose3
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#161lumbering jack2
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1075mafia aria11
#1193magical ice cube with a fly in it12
#172magnifying glass4
#145makeshift cape2
#78makeshift skirt2
#74makeshift turban2
#23many-eyed glasses50
#10maple leaf1,157
#35maple syrup750
#319margarita4
#709mariachi G-string1
#1299mariachi pants1
#686marionette2
#666martini1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#54meatcar model8
#199menorette1
#24metal mandible7
#575milky potion10
#69mini-zeppelin1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#123miniature espresso maker1
#275miniature stuffed Goth Giant2
#502monkey wrench1
#17moonglasses41
#87mugcake198
#291munchies pill1
#685murky potion5
#227mushroom pizza5
#245ocean motion7
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#62olive stir-fry5
#130onion shurikens7
#764orange snowcone2
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#84panicked kernel1
#424papaya36
#477papaya slung2
#220papaya taco8
#1215paperclip1
#70penguin-smacking club1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#716pet rock "Groucho" disguise29
#608pet rock "Snooty" disguise48
#276pickle-flavored chewing gum29
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#382pink plastic baby1
#345pink pony5
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
🥇pirate hook1
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#1088pixellated candy heart7
#14plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1184pool cue1
#937portable corkscrew6
#353potted cactus9
#272potted fern2
#144poutine66
#109pr0n cocktail3
#650probability potion30
#761procrastination potion17
#106prosthetic forehead13
#221prussian cathouse3
#321psycho sweater1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#464purple-frosted astral cupcake2
#342questionable taco1
#601radio button candy1
#1108radium-flavored potato chips2
#1303rag doll1
#103rainbow tie1
#33rat head balloon5
#327ratini1
#158ravioli della hippy2
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#229red balloon1
#414red paisley oyster egg8
#163red plastic baby3
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#487red snowcone12
#639red striped oyster egg4
#9red traffic cone1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#742rubber emo roe39
#647rum and cola1
#156safety vest1
#24salamander slurry57
#855salty dog1
#157sausage pizza13
#422severed rocking horse head1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#471shot of orange schnapps4
#608shot of tomato schnapps2
#42skewer-mounted razor blade32
#341slip 'n' slide2
#82smile-sharpening stone5
#183smoky potion104
#586sock monkey4
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#217souvenir ski t-shirt3
#1623spade necklace4
#169spaghetti with Skullheads6
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1388spectral pickle1
#160spicy noodles2
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
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#943stick of "gum"1
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#2473stuffed Baron von Ratsworth6
#4506stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#5266stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#2225stuffed Meat9
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
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#5285stuffed baby gravy fairy6
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#2067stuffed key7
#1967stuffed martini1
#4578stuffed mind flayer8
#2332stuffed mink7
#73stuffed ninja snowman113
#34stuffed sabre-toothed lime4
#2383stuffed scary death orb21
#3755stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#2834stuffed snowy owl16
#5812stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#133stuffed stab bat2
#4567stuffed stinky gravy fairy8
#2559stuffed teddy butler5
#2236stuffed tin of caviar9
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#2579stuffed undead elbow macaroni19
#76stuffed yeti2
#424stuffed zmobie2
#1831stuffing3
#318sturdy Crimbo crate52
#292sugar-coated pine cone9
#1487support cummerbund1
#593supportive bra1
#201swirly potion84
#439tamarind-flavored chewing gum15
#225tangarita1
#177targeting chip4
🥈tasteful black bow tie60
#970tattered paper crown1
#1586teddy bear2
#71teddy bear sewing kit6
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#459thin black candle293
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#211tiny Mountie hat2
#411tiny balloon knife1
#159tiny knife and fork4
#101tiny makeup kit1
#463tiny maracas1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#3976tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#2516tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#1464tiny plastic scary clown5
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2158tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#1000tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton18
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#2235tiny plastic star starfish8
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#42tiny shaker of salt33
#2194toast68
#1239tofurkey gravy6
#1611tofurkey leg4
#309tomato146
#1157toothsome rock7
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2127toy mercenary1
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#84tulip11
#439urinal cake3
#40velvet choker2
#1642vinegar1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#42wedge of gray cheese1
#388whiskey sour4
#407white Canadian6
#278white balloon21
#346white chocolate chip cookies9
#489white lightning15
#787whoopie cushion37
#1199wind-up chattering teeth15
#1130wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#82wriggling tentacle1
#900x-ray specs12
#237yellow brick road3
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#910yellow snowcone31
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 13,479 items total!

what items are this player missing?