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RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#199Aluminum Epsilon of Humility2
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#100Baron von Ratsworth's money clip5
#849Baron von Ratsworth's monocle14
#615Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#65Blue Diamond of Honesty7
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#614Boss Bat bling5
#1989Boss Bat britches3
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#181CRIMBCO lanyard3
#1265CRIMBCO mug5
#172CSA fire-starting kit109
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#222Crimbo Credit46
🥈Crimbo smile1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#3213Crimbuck1
#1656Crown of the Goblin King12
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#923Dolphin King's crown4
#428Dr. Hobo's scalpel8
#880Drowsy Sword17
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2054Dyspepsi-Cola1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#773FDKOL commendation12
#461FDKOL hotcakes2
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
🥇French slippers1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#431Frosty's frosty mug3
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#77Frosty's old silk hat2
🥈Fuzzby1
#265Glass Balls of the Goblin King9
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#121Holiday Fun!1
#556Iiti Kitty phone charm2
#559Instant Karma9
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#488L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#981Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet26
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#403Meat detector1
#134Mini-Crimbot crate1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#850Nickel Gamma of Frugality4
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#53Oscus's pelt2
#781Pine-Fresh air freshener1
🥈Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#728Snow Queen Crown1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#23The Big Book of Communism1
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#30The Spirit of Giving1
#1391Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette6
#575Tiki lighter1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#512Typical Tavern swill3
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#5Uncle Hobo's belt3
#8Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves2
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1027Valentine12
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#52Yeg's Motel alarm clock1
#251Zinc Delta of Tranquility5
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#62Zombo's shield2
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#1567adorable seal larva1
🥇all-year sucker1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#2064astronaut pants1
#708badass belt71
#133badger badge1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#480bindlestocking4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#258bit of clingfilm16
#333blundarrrbus1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#213bone collar1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#980borg sock monkey1
#1132bottle of goofballs22
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#318brass stinger1
#93brick of sand20
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#705bunny liver3
#228burrowgrub hive1
#307burst hellseal brain18
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#164can of starch1
#89charged magnet1
#430chocolate cigar3
#409chocolate spurs1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#83colorful plastic ball1,000
🥉control crystal1
#31cotton candy cordial1
#118cotton candy plug2
🥇cozy scarf1
#138cracker1
#113crotchety pants1
#22crystal belt buckle1
#688crystalline cheer1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#810decorative fountain1
#41depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#265donated food29
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#671duct tape42
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#233duct tape sword1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#5139easter egg balloon1
🥈eerily silent box1
#222eldritch effluvium70
#77elven whittling knife2
#189empty agua de vida bottle1,092
#768evil golden arch3
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#403eye-pod1
#1167facsimile dictionary5
#291false eyelashes1
#406fat loot token1
#744fat stacks of cash7
#185figurine of a charred seal17
#112figurine of a cold seal54
#504figurine of a shadowy seal1
#243figurine of a sleek seal9
#137figurine of a slippery seal13
#423figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#82fireman's helmet1
#379flaming glowsticks1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#163flytrap pellet1
#8food drive button1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#3221fuzzy dice2
#2128giant pinky ring2
#234gift-a-pult2
#479gloomy black mushroom6
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#394gold lamé pants1
#372gold wedding ring14
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#1970golden ring38
#167golden twig1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#882green balloon1
#1913grue egg12
#586grue egg omelette2
#2399hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#1725handful of confetti21
#460handful of sand22
#134hardened slime belt1
#56hardware upgrade1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#111hellseal whisker217
#606hermit permit1
#967hill of beans1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#729hypodermic needle1
#325iced-out bling1
#101icicle katana1
#134imitation nice watch1
#1920immense cyborg hand2
#145interesting-looking twig30
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#698jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#41jingle bell1
#170letterman's jacket1
#938lewd playing card1
#406llama lama gong1
#665loaded serum blowgun6
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#324love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1977lucky rabbit's foot1
#1422macaroni duck1
#387magnifying glass1
#579many-eyed glasses2
#235meatcar model2
#199menorette1
#78miming beret1
#100miming corduroys1
#95miming shirt1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#106misfit hobby horse1
#47monstrous monocle1
#364moonglasses1
#647mother's little helper1
#1082motivational poster2
#1680mylar scout drone1
#444mysterious silver lapel pin2
#41nuclear stockpile1
#881obsidian dagger20
#2062old sweatpants2
#1229orange candy heart1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#204overcookie1
#613oversized fish scaler8
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#1889oyster basket1
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#471pants of the Slug Lord8
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#806party hat1
#340pat-a-cake pendant3
#1884pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#308pig-iron helm1
#77pile of useless robot parts17
#370pink clay bead34
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#1722polyalloy shield2
#765pork elf goodies sack7
#2213porquoise1
#272porquoise bracelet1
#15portable Spacegate1
#2037pretty flower1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#632purple clay bead2
#531rag doll4
🥈red and green rain stick1
🥇refurbished air fryer1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#406rhesus monkey1
#184rib of the Bonerdagon9
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#554right half of a heart necklace1
#376ring of conflict1
#721ring of half-assed regeneration3
#60rotting beefsteak1
#347rusty bonesaw1
#597rusty chain necklace3
#850rusty grave robbing shovel1
#241sabre-toothed lime cub4
#1703sandwich of the gods2
#477seal-blubber candle1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
🥉sealskin drum1
#109shimmering rainbow sand5
#2313shiny ring3
#412shock collar1
#357shredded hellseal hide11
#67sinister altar fragment6
#942skeleton key1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#42snailmail hauberk1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#1347sock monkey1
#1314solid gold bowling ball8
#747solid gold pegleg1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#138special sauce glove1
#1322spectre scepter21
#554spooky bindle1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1824stolen accordion1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#766sucky decal1
#384targeting chip1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#74teddy borg sewing kit1
🥇time sleigh1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#862tiny shaker of salt2
#227tip jar5
#265torn hellseal sinew19
#777towel10
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#600tropical paperweight1
#158tuning fork1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#720vertebra of the Bonerdagon11
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#895vorpal blade1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#586wang1
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#306warbear drone assembler1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#298warbear soda machine assembler1
#169white picket fence23
#118wholeberd1
#91willowy bonnet1
#815windchimes1
#106wok lobster1
#553worn tophat1
#587wrench bracelet4
#464wumpus hair1
#51zen motorcycle1

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