| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #100 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 5 |
| #849 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #65 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 7 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #172 | CSA fire-starting kit | 109 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #222 | Crimbo Credit | 46 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1656 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #428 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 8 |
| #880 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #773 | FDKOL commendation | 12 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #265 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #556 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 2 |
| #561 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #488 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #981 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1393 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #5 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 3 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1027 | Valentine | 12 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #52 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 1 |
| #251 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #708 | badass belt | 71 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #480 | bindlestocking | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #258 | bit of clingfilm | 16 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1131 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #93 | brick of sand | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #704 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #307 | burst hellseal brain | 18 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #430 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #83 | colorful plastic ball | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #117 | cotton candy plug | 2 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #687 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #265 | donated food | 29 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #671 | duct tape | 42 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #222 | eldritch effluvium | 70 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #189 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,092 |
| #768 | evil golden arch | 3 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #744 | fat stacks of cash | 7 |
| #185 | figurine of a charred seal | 17 |
| #112 | figurine of a cold seal | 54 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #243 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #137 | figurine of a slippery seal | 13 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #372 | gold wedding ring | 14 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1970 | golden ring | 38 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #586 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #1726 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #459 | handful of sand | 22 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #111 | hellseal whisker | 217 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #145 | interesting-looking twig | 30 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #235 | meatcar model | 2 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #881 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #2062 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #471 | pants of the Slug Lord | 8 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #77 | pile of useless robot parts | 17 |
| #370 | pink clay bead | 34 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #15 | portable Spacegate | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #633 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #184 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #60 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #241 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 4 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #357 | shredded hellseal hide | 11 |
| #67 | sinister altar fragment | 6 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1316 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #227 | tip jar | 5 |
| #266 | torn hellseal sinew | 19 |
| #777 | towel | 10 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #720 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #168 | white picket fence | 23 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #588 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |