| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1396 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Juju Mojo Mask | 2 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #18 | Ms. Accessory | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #419 | antique record album | 6 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #50 | bow | 7 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1093 | box of sunshine | 210 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #245 | candy cane | 153 |
| #77 | colored-light "necklace" | 4 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #36 | cotton candy cocoon | 2 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #30 | dollhive | 212 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #179 | especially salty dog | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #226 | ghost cucumber | 175 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #72 | googly eye | 175 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #892 | grue egg | 30 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #25 | iGoogly | 874 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #8 | imitation nice watch | 7 |
| #134 | immense cyborg hand | 14 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #230 | invisible bag | 4 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #41 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #26 | llama lama cria | 3 |
| #18 | loaded serum blowgun | 167 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #27 | nanofiber cloth | 235 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #369 | pixellated candy heart | 43 |
| #34 | plastic passion fruit | 110 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #295 | pretty bouquet | 7 |
| #883 | pretty flower | 34 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #249 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #397 | robotronic egg | 64 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #4 | slap and tickle | 4,103 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #385 | spectral pickle | 32 |
| #211 | strange shiny disc | 26 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #49 | stuffing | 144 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #6 | time helmet | 3 |
| #11 | time sword | 3 |
| #5 | time trousers | 4 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #667 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 11 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #5 | tiny plastic sword | 19 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #21 | toy hoverpad | 847 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #42 | tulip | 39 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #156 | witch hat | 5 |
| #19 | wooden block | 142 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | zombie pineal gland | 50 |